Bon Jovi - Slippery When Wet
78

Hello, I’m an internet music nerd, and I think I am too good for 80s pop rock.

Madvillain - Madvillainy
90

All iller, no filler

Boards of Canada - Geogaddi
85

"Okay, now play a scary one."

Willy Rodriguez - wetdream
100

Why do dog furries like making such depressive albums?
Edit: Finished it. Oh my God. 99/100
Edit 2: I don't know if this is because I'm tired, but this is one of the best albums I've ever heard. 100/100

Favorite tracks: wetdream, lost in translation, revisited

Guns N' Roses - Use Your Illusion I
62

WAAAAAY too bloated. There is no reason for this to be almost 80 minutes when most of the songs sound very similar.

Favorite tracks: November Rain, Don't Cry, Coma, You Ain't the first

Ozzy Osbourne - No More Tears
80

Definitely lost steam towards the end, but the first half was great.

Favorite tracks: Mama, I'm coming Home; No More Tears
Least favorite: Zombie Stomp

ROSALÍA - LUX
98

Deseo, Carne y Voluntad has been overthrown as the prettiest album of 2025.
I cannot keep track of what language Rosalia is speaking at any given time.

Jeff Buckley - Grace (Legacy Edition)
NR

First half of disc two was a little slow, but everything from Kanga-Roo onward was BITCHIN'!

Tyler, The Creator - CHROMAKOPIA +
NR

"Why no Carti feature?" Cus he's a piece of shit?
It's Chromakopia, which is good, with one new song, which is alright. I feel like Mother would've been better if placed before or after I Killed You; placing it after Thought I Was Dead ruins the jarring transition between it and Like Him.
I get what people are saying about this being a cash grab, but everything is on streaming anyway, so who cares?

Candelabro - Deseo, Carne y Voluntad
90

Prettiest album of 2025.

Ciśnienie - [angry noises]
94

Like I said, jazz belongs in more music.

Cameron Winter - Heavy Metal
NR

I thought this was Sematary

Bizarre - Justin Bieber
NR

The Justin Bieber hate of the early 2010’s was insane

Maruja - Pain to Power
85

A tolerant world must be intolerant of intolerance. Love your fellow human.
Also, put jazz in more music.

Favorite track: Reconcile

Gorillaz - The Manifesto
93

Cracker Island has fallen. Long live The Mountain.

Taylor Swift - The Life of a Showgirl
37

Wow she really is a narcissist.
Do people who like this actually like music? Are they aware of any song not featured in some premade Spotify playlist? Do they even listen to it?

Jim O'Rourke - Halfway to a Threeway
80

I'm comfy as fuuuuck rn bro

Kendrick Lamar - To Pimp a Butterfly
100

I tried to do homework while listening to this, but I ended up completely captivated.

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