The Hydra - 85/100 - cut off one dih two grow in its place

ANTIFRAGILE - 90/100 - ok this is kind of blowing me away how did they find their footing this fast

Impurities - 90/100 - if youre invincible why can i see you

No Celestial - 95/100 - when it kicked into gear i was suddenly way more invested lol

Good Parts (when the quality is bad but I am) - 85/100 - this is just lovely

this is WAY better than fearless lmao - 5/5

Overall - 94/100

The World Is My Oyster - 60/100 - the world is really yummy with butter

FEARLESS - 75/100 - i like this it has a chill vibe and thats cool. it couldve been better but its good

Blue Flame - 90/100 - HAPPY BLUE YEAR!! 🔵🔵🔵

The Great Mermaid - 90/100 - le sserafim is all great mermaids i suppose

Sour Grapes - 85/100 - why not sweet and crunchy grapes

This album is interesting! A bit of a rough start but it has some great tracks - 3/5

Overall - 83/100

CHILD REBEL SOLDIER - 60/100 - I saw an ad for this on youtube shorts and I guess it worked because now I'm listening to it

ICE CREAM MAN - 70/100 - chocolate chocolate chip

HELLCAT PRELUDE / HOT WHEELS - 70/100 - this song is pretty fun i like it

WOODPECKER - 75/100 - why are these song titles yelling at me i dont get it

RAIN - 80/100 - i like the rain

This album is very VERY short, only 13 minutes, but in that time in manages to be relaxing alongside its messages. Would recommend - ... read more

Little Girl Gone - 90/100 - how little

CAPS LOCK - 85/100 - WHY ARE WE YELLING

Cut You Off - 80/100 - cuz you’re cut off! so get lost- wait wrong song

1:5 - 70/100 - i like those odds

Bounce Back - 85/100 - like balls

MF Diamond - 90/100 - I too am a diamond. I am very hard

Flytrap (outro) - i like this. this is good. Not a song though

This album has a little tiny bit of an identity crisis? But I think that’s kind of the point, and I like that. I also feel like it can get a ... read more

The Future of Warfare - 80/100 - sabaton is awesome because they dgaf this is corny and its awesome

Seven Pillars of Wisdom - 85/100 - who is lawrence

82nd All the Way - 95/100 - INTO THE FIRES OF HELL, THE ARGONNE, A HERO TO BE 🗣🗣🔥

Attack of the Dead Men - 95/100 - could you imagine how fucking scary that would be LMAO

Devil Dogs - 95/100 - this whole album is so damn catchy lmao. KILL FIGHT DIE

The Red Baron - 100/100 - the white death kicked this guy's ass on Epic Rap ... read more

So The Story Goes... - 95/100 - I FUCKING LOVE REN REN IS BACK!!!!

CTRL ALT DELETE - 95/100 - i love so the story goes but this what i expect from ren so i adore this lol

Truth or Dare - 90/100 - i choose truth

Dream Life - 95/100 - this is the last single from this EP i listened to when it came out because i realized they were building up to a bigger release so i decided to wait for the last few to come out because it'd be more fun that way

Two's On A Cigarette - 95/100 - oh this ... read more

Pathological - 95/100 - the chorus does a LOT of heavy lifting here

Punching Bag - 90/100 - this song came out so long ago i've started two relationships and ended one since then

Rotten - 90/100 - bite down. right now.

Switch - 95/100 - for some reason when i listened to this album Amazon music skipped rotten and went straight to this one...?

Fake Ass Friends - 95/100 - still way too short for how good it is imo

What's In It For Me? - 95/100 - 94 year old band still does music ... read more

Opening - 45/100 - this guy said he wants to make like 5 more albums after this by the way

Sapphire - 35/100 - like the pokemon game

Azizam - 40/100 - ed just quit

Old Phone - 50/100 - "i feel an overwhelming sadness" he is listening to Play by Ed Sheeran

Symmetry - 55/100 - white boy btw

Camera - 50/100 - this album has probably the worst song titles of all time

In Other Words - 45/100 - give me an album with no substance- no, no, LESS than no substance. this album sucks out ... read more

Glitterforever17's Lament - the extremely loud incorrect buzzer got me

Afterlife - 70/100 - would you still love me if i were a worm

Anna's Lament - 65/100 - It started off stronger than Afterlife but I feel as though it wore out pretty quickly

The Toymaker - 75/100 - i said the words "it feels like Sigma in that respect" while listening to this i'm a Darling Gails scholar

Lippy - 80/100 - it's getting Lippy

Spaghetti Girl - 55/100 - it's a solid ... read more

The Plane That Never Lands - 75/100 - why are they capable of making actually listenable music consistently now that is so scary

A Dog Song - 65/100 - i swear to god if this is about a dog that died i'm going to be so sad- oh it's.. from the perspective of a dog...? i'm confused

Betty - 75/100 - honestly ajr has been on the craziest redemption arc lately their last two releases have been just.. generally pleasant. a chill relatable vibe compared to whatever the fuck the click ... read more

Boat - 70/100 - i had an entire review written and then the page randomly reloaded and i lost it all so the scores here are literally just me guessing what they were before it reloaded if you have a problem with that i'm going to smash your head into a brick wall until you're a mushy red stain

Salt Water - 60/100 - is this whole album about the ocean or whatever

Eyes Closed - 70/100 - LOCK ME UP IN A MAZE- oh wait wrong guy

Life Goes On - 60/100 - life goes ... read more

Intro / January 28th - 100/100 - i want to be free from bills that sounds good

Wet Dreamz - 95/100 - biggest plot twist of the century

03' Adolescence - 95/100 - he's getting magical on it

A Tale Of 2 Citiez - 95/100 - RUN IT!!

Fire Squad - 95/100 - why you acting like a b itch

St. Tropez - 90/100 - i wish i was on my way and about to get paid and on my way to hollywood

G.O.M.D - 90/100 - i feel really bad for saying it's not as good as the rest but.. it just isn't ... read more

Tides - 60/100 - it's whatever

Shivers - 65/100 - did he just like forget how to make music after the first half of ÷

First Times - 55/100 - bleh

Bad Habits - 70/100 - it's alright i guess

Overpass Graffiti - 60/100 - a DARK parade? you could even say the parade was . black

The Joker And The Queen - 50/100 - if the joker could beatbox- why so serious Bmph Bmhph bmph bmh hee- hee- hee- hee

Leave Your Life - 50/100 - this album feels so weirdly underproduced in a way i ... read more

Eraser - 70/100 - i think that one guy gave this album a zero just to have a Banger Review™️ rather than to actually give their opinion

Castle on the Hill - 85/100 - i like how this song opens with just.. an unfortunate anecdote

Dive - 60/100 - it's whatever

Shape of You - 85/100 - this album having not one but TWO generation-defining hits is actually insane in retrospect

Perfect - 95/100 - three... there's three

Galway Girl - 80/100 - it's certainly fun

Happier - ... read more

One - 75/100 - i think i'm past the "is ed sheeran good??" era... i'll just see where things go from here

I'm a Mess - 75/100 - this has to be a reference

Sing - 80/100 - they made a movie about that

Don't - 85/100 - i. have heard this song so many times. i... i never had any idea it was ed sheeran

Nina - 75/100 - i know i said i was out of my "is ed sheeran good??" era but that doesn't mean i'm not still absolutely flabbergasted by how ed ... read more

The A Team - 80/100 - it's very nice.. i like this

Drunk - 70/100 - uh oh do i like this album

U.N.I. - 75/100 - what does that stand for

Grade 8 - 80/100 - i don't know british stuff is grade 8 the same thing as 8th grade in the US

Wake Me Up - 50/100 - ok this one is boring

Small Bump - 75/100 - this album is very chill but it manages to not be boring.. i like it

This - 55/100 - it's not terrible

The City - 65/100 - it's ok

Lego House - 70/100 - i like this one... ... read more

Hideaway - 45/100 - look... by maroon 5 standards... it isn't... the worst thing ever

Love Is Like - 40/100 - i dont even have the energy to hate this. or maybe it's just that nothing

All Night - 45/100 - didn't this guy cheat on his wife. "i wss bad but you were worse" you cheated on your wife

Yes I Did - 40/100 - thank you for being honest about it at least

Priceless - 40/100 - holy fucking fuck. that body of yours is absurd

I Like It - 40/100 - YOU CHEATED ON ... read more

Like Spinning Plates ('Why Us?' Version) - 70/100 - i don't really know how to feel about it... it's just.. confusing

Untitled V1 - 65/100 - ...ok?

Fog (Again Again Version) - 80/100 - sounds like a ringtone

If You Say the Word - 85/100 - PENIS! that word?

Follow Me Around - 90/100 - this album is interesting because it's entirely different from kid a which is sad because i love kid a but it's also cool because i also like not kid a

Pulk/Pull (True Love Waits ... read more

WOMAN'S WORLD - 25/100 - oh this album is gonna do a number on my shift key huh. haha just kidding i used caps lock

GIMME GIMME - 15/100 - do either of them even care

GORGEOUS - 15/100 - good time to mention that the album art is atrocious as always

I'M HIS, HE'S MINE - 40/100 - OK i had to do some digging to figure out where in the hell i've heard that instrumental before but i finally found it. song's still dogshit though (fyi the instrumental is sampled from Gypsy ... read more

Never Really Over - 75/100 - this website is really overselling how good this song is

Cry About It Later - 70/100 - the most remarkable thing i can say about this album is that it had two not completely generic songs in a row

Teary Eyes - 70/100 - when you said later i didn't think you meant immediately after also WOW another not mid song how is she doing it

Daisies - 55/100 - ahhh there she is!

Resilient - 50/100 - i'm just baffled... this might be the most sauceless song ever ... read more