matt proxy - knots
75

Finally he met the potential I’ve been seeing in him.

Maroon 5 - Girls Like You
20

I feel like some people really exaggerate how awful this song is. Yeah it’s putrid and a perfect example of the slop radio stations will play for no reason but I’d much rather hear this than anything Lil Mabu has put out recently.

Drake - Girls Want Girls
40

So bad yet it still gets stuck in my head constantly.

Baby Keem & Kendrick Lamar - The Hillbillies
65

Not much to say it’s a fun upbeat song but I really wish they did more with this, Tyler was included in the video why not give him a verse that could’ve given what this song needed.

JPEGMAFIA - All My Heroes Are Cornballs
70

I am sufficiently dulled out by Peggy.

This is just a more substantial version of “EXPERIMENTAL RAP”. There’s nothing excessively terrible here but the highs shown on most other JPEGMAFIA albums are just absent from this one, especially in the shorter tracks. This just leaves me feeling unsatisfied and wondering if more could’ve been done with this concept. I don’t hate it but if you’re telling me this is the best Peggy album you’re more insane than ... read more

Vince Staples - Cotton
100

I felt my feet come off the ground but I never started falling.

Bruno Mars - Unorthodox Jukebox
79

Even with the “Money Make Her Smile” filler track and whatever on Earth “Show Me” is meant to be, this album is a near improvement in every way over his debut. Also “If I Knew” might be the best track Bruno Mars has ever made. It's a perfect blend of pop and rock into a beautiful piece of music, brutally underrated.

Katy Perry - Legendary Lovers (Save Me)
55

Seems like a good Katy Perry single until you realize most of this song is 13 years old, coming from her album PRISM from 2013 and the Chief Keef verse is beyond even dumpster fire territory.

Ariana Grande - hate that i made you love me
90

We’ve discovered the one peak!

Freddie Gibbs - RBT
66

Best described as the room temperature water of his discography. It’s the safest choice and it’s fine but close to everything else is better than this “it’s fine” EP.

Latto - Big Mama
37

Wow another mainstream trap album post 2025, can’t wait for another slop fest!

Stating it simply this is a bad album and there’s no other way to describe it. I mean outside of the nothing this album provides for the world, there is nothing you should even consider listening to on here. To be fair, Latto isn’t exactly an artist you expect to find basically anything from but here especially it’s just a massive pile of nothing with two or three songs that could be more.

twoxp - dreamcycle
57

If dreamcycle suggests anything, it’s either an idea that will be lost in the wind or the start of a genre or type of music that will evolve into a much better or more expressive version of this album. I don’t believe this is a bad album, rather an incredibly unique and experimental idea that was executed much worse than anticipated. Maybe twoxp will be able to improve on this sound and create something incredible one day but right now it feels like trying to construct a building ... read more

ezcodylee - STUNT 4 LIFE
61

Lwk this guy is the next big thing for rage. We need to just obliterate the OPIUM style bullshit and replace it with slayr, khel, vax, Jane Remover and ezcodylee style music

khel - real girl rockstar
54

This is the more intense digicore style music ISSBROKIE would thrive in, I think khel did good but every song feels a little watered down and demoish. I don’t hate it though I think she did a good job.

Bladee - Sulfur Surfer
36

Saw this went highly anticipated out of nowhere and got pretty good ratings so decided to give it a listen. I’m definitely tuned out of this current age of cloud rap.

Sickboyrari - Snatch
40

Defiantly boring and the vocals are insufferable.

redveil - square one
80

I mean this is an amazing introduction to redveil's music, maybe I'll listen to his albums soon.

Bruno Mars - Doo-Wops & Hooligans
76

Bruno Mars is that necessary pop eye candy that I can’t get enough of. His voice is incredible, his music is incredibly bouncy and fun and there’s just not much you can dislike out of “The Lazy Song”.

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