*vomits destructively*
this shit sucks
favorite song: none of them
least favorite song: the naught

well, the top comment mocks my way of reviewing because i suck at it harder than i suck penis (ha! take that @PipePanic)
okay, but also 8 sounds like me getting head (ha! i horribly did it again)
favorite song: my strange addiction
least favorite song: !!!!!!!

Russian Hotel Aftermath is about Frankie tickling me and wrapping me up in the sheets of the bed
trust me...
i have proof: TRUST ME BRO
favorite song: natural born killer
least favorite song: major key alert

uh... i have no gay jokes
uh... suh my dih?
well. i guess it's a good album
favorite song: trash folder
least favorite song: pan's dream

best Emmure album
hands down
favorite song: solar flare homicide
least favorite song: words of intulo

i'ma commit a felony with this low of a score
like what?
favorite song: bars in astoria
least favorite song: r2deepthroat

aw man, am i supposed to NOT like this?
wow... this guy is crazy?
like little kid crazy? shucks!
favorite song: the love i lost
least favorite song: party

yo i'm boutta nut so hard
oh wait! Tom, you're trans???
oh hell naw i don't want no pussy
i want bussy because i'm racist and transphobic like you, Tom
but in all seriousness this is a joke for legal purposes
favorite song: none of them
least favorite song: the brave ii

yo... i remember listening to this and being bored halfway through
one good song and the rest is hella mid
and yes, Powfu has no balls, i've checked
favorite song: walk on wine
least favorite song: under your wing

i think i'm genuinely too soft with albums or something
like everything i listen to is beautiful
especially these baddies, PUP
favorite song: bloody mary, kate and ashley
least favorite song: none of them

Dick Lips is about me giving Travis head btw...
uh i'm choking on his apple shampoo?
favorite song: dick lips
least favorite song: none of them

i've never heard a more complete complex sound to the eardrums
i think i just had an eargasm
this is truly beautiful and deserves a must hear
this has truly cured my ear cancer and now i can continue my daily listening montage of Tom MacDonald and Dax
thank you
favorite song: none of them
least favorite song: the brave

i'm in love...
with Travis Barker
favorite song: adam's song
least favorite song: none of them

yayayay!
i'm very proud to announce i've finally heard the entire album without any interruptions or whatever so i can review it
i'm in love with these dudes
favorite song: i'll see you when we're both not so emotional
least favorite song: none of them

i enjoyed this very much for some reason
favorite song: single
least favorite song: single

Michael you're seeming dangerously attractive and I would like to join you In the Closet
may I, perchance?
favorite song: in the closet
least favorite song: none of them

he looks a bit...
Michael, did you get a haircut?
favorite song: smooth criminal
least favorite song: none of them

this album is like yeller pinkerton
he more so yells his emotions than sings
but it's a very listen to-able yell
favorite song: like a ritual
least favorite song: none of them

yo, this is genuinely beautiful...
i levitated through every song
this was 100% worth the wait
this album taught me i'm a motherfucker and A$AP Rocky is a sex gremlin
favorite song: punk rocky
least favorite song: none of them

okay first 2026 album is pretty good
Eat The Hate is so good, why is it so low rated?
favorite song: bruised sky
least favorite song: constantly nowhere