Eminem - The Marshall Mathers LP
70

im so fucking white

Eminem - Godzilla
0

used to be my favourite song of all time... now its my least favorite

Lil Ugly Mane - TURNS INTO
25

its kind of eerie, i dont hate it lmao

Fishmans - 空中キャンプ [Kūchū Camp]
80

These guys are the japanese versions of God, Jesus and The Holy Spirit I swear dude...

Incredible album as expected from Fishmans, Sato's voice just hypnotizes me.

FAV TRACK: ずっと前 / BABY BLUE
LEAST FAV TRACK: 新しい人
OVERRATED: ナイトクルージング
UNDERRATED: SLOW DAYS

locust pupil - in transit
70

actually a really cool ambient ep

the first few tracks are so calming and RIGHT where it would get boring it plays this loud ass noise song that's... really nicely textured!

this entire thing is reallyy beautiful, cant wait for the lp :3c

(this ep is better than anything aphex twin has ever made just sayin)

FAV TRACK: bike shelter / t-junctions splayed across a suburban town
LEAST FAV TRACK: in transit
OVERRATED: bro
UNDERRATED: all of itttt >:3

JPEGMAFIA - EXPERIMENTAL RAP
35

post-rap white people experimental rapslop hahahahahahahahahaha
post rap rtapslop rapslop rapslop rapslop rapslop rapslop rapslop ahahahahahhahahaa

white people slopp hahahahahahahah white people ahahah get it guuys tcasue its for whiet people ahhahahahaha and they litstne to weird music cause hes so experimental and scoo0ol and tuff nad cool and tuff and cool anc tuuffff ahahaahhahaha

Playboi Carti - Whole Lotta Red
75

I used to hate on this... i see the vision now. i have ascended. i am no longer a mortal being. i can now understand this hyper-complex writing like, for example:

"I love all my thots and codeine (Thots, codeine) I love all my thots and codeine (Yeah, yeah)"

you see, this line is a commentary on the meaning of life. he loves his thots... and he loves his codeine... truly inspirational.

FAV TRACK: Stop Breathing / Slay3r / New Tank / Over / ILoveYouIHateYou
LEAST FAV TRACK: Punk ... read more

Ground-Zero - "Plays Standards"
75

most beautiful fucking bullshit ive ever heard

FAV TRACK: El derecho de vivir en paz + Shinoshin 3/4
LEAST FAV TRACK: Washington Post March + Japan Dissolution
OVERRATED: none
UNDERRATED: Where Is the Police? + The Bath of Surprise (its so funny dude otomo is just splish sploshing in his bath with a trombone)

Drake - ICEMAN
10

I am the Iceman
I'm a pretty nice man
I'll cook some rice man

I am the Iceman
I'm a pretty nice man
I'll cook some rice man

My heart is precise man (Iceman)
It's on a device man (Iceman)
I roll the dice man (Iceman)
That's my advice man (Iceman)

I am the Iceman
I'm a pretty nice man
I'll cook some rice man
I am the Iceman
I'm a pretty nice man
I'll cook some rice man

My stare is a slice man (Iceman)
It's paradise man (Iceman)
Just say ... read more

toe - For Long Tomorrow
75

Some chill math rock, great background music! :3 Absolutely curbstomps any jazz out there.

FAV TRACK: after image / エソテリック/ you go
LEAST FAV TRACK: our next movement
OVERRATED: グッドバイ -album version-
UNDERRATED: you go

Mr. Bungle - Mr. Bungle
85

Mike Patton please clutter up my butter gutter.

This album, as expected, is some of the weirdest shit I've ever heard.

Quote Unquote: Just a banger, not much to say. Apparently it's about a deaf, blind and limbless man with his mouth sewn shut???

Slowly Growing Deaf: Peak...

Squeeze Me Macaroni: One 5 minute long food-based sexual euphemism. Naming all the different ways he has/wants to have sex with women, and well known food mascots. (i guess bro)

"I got yogurt meatloaf ... read more

Ground-Zero - Consume Red
100

What. The. Fuck.

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The record begins with a traditional korean instrument, the Taepyeongso. For me, this sounds like the eerie feeling of uncertainty. Not knowing what's about to happen to you, like seeing an asteroid far in the distance as a simple dot approaching rapidly.

After 5 minutes or so, you can hear quick flashes of ... read more

Sadness - I want to be there
60

It really doesn't do much for me, even as someone who loves black metal.

Most of these songs are just... Aimless meandering. The climax of a few of the songs are fantastic, however Sadness focuses too much on the sleepy and untextured build-ups for them to feel super special.

FAV TRACK: somewhere
LEAST FAV TRACK: you dance like the june sky
OVERRATED: i want to be with you
UNDERRATED: somewhere

Mr. Bungle - California
80

This album is so weird...

It has influences from salsa, avant-garde metal and sound collage... Like what?

The extremely silly sound of this record creates a stark contrast with it, and the lyrics. For example, let's take a look at the highest rated, and most popular track, Pink Cigarette.

This song is about a man in a problematic and for the lack of a better word, troubled relationship.
This results in him either burning himself alive, or hanging himself in their shared home. His ... read more

Neutral Milk Hotel - In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
90

We are all going to die one day, so why not try to make the best out of the time we have?

This album confronts existentialism in such a unique way, nothing we does matters in the end. But why does that matter?

Even if all we do amounts to nothing why not use the little time we have to experience all these beautiful that we are lucky enough to have with us in the first place?

FAV TRACK: In the Aeroplane Over the Sea / Two-Headed Boy / Holland, 1945
LEAST FAV TRACK: Communist ... read more

Hell - Hell III
65

This record has some great guitars, and a great concept, however there are some glaring issues.

One of these being it's aimlessness. Most of this album feels like slow Doom-Metal branded meandering, it has slow, boring, nothing-burger passages that go on for ages with no real pay off.

In the mist of these dark and pointless sections are some great guitar riffs however, and some nice textures that really sell the desolate aesthetic.

All in all, on paper this record sounds great, but ... read more

Jake Hole - Hole Man
100

i am hole man

Thelonious Monk - Monk's Music
35

awesome album cover, the music is whatever though.

FAV TRACK: Abide with Me
LEAST FAV TRACK: Epistrophy
OVERRATED: Well You Needn't
UNDERRATED: Abide with Me

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