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Daft Punk - Discovery
Daft Punk
Discovery
2001 • LP
96
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Olivia Rodrigo - the cure
Olivia Rodrigo
the cure
2026 • Single
65
May 22
Olivia Rodrigo - drop dead
Olivia Rodrigo
drop dead
2026 • Single
93
Apr 17
isobel - undercover
isobel
undercover
2026 • Single
100
Mar 14
BLACKPINK - DEADLINE
BLACKPINK
DEADLINE
2026 • EP
38
Feb 27
BLACKPINK - JUMP
BLACKPINK
JUMP
2025 • Single
35
Feb 26
Fcukers - Beatback
Fcukers
Beatback
2026 • Single
100
Feb 20
Lip Critic - Legs In A Snare
Lip Critic
Legs In A Snare
2026 • Single
100
Feb 20

Pinned Review

Magdalena Bay - Imaginal Disk
100

I’ve never been more excited for an album release before this album and it lived up to my expectations. It’s so unique and different from other pop music making it such a breath of fresh air from mainstream pop which is very repetitive to me.

The main thing I like how experimental this album is. Most of mainstream pop wouldn’t even think of touching a guitar solo but this band has them on here. Their use of synths is unlike anything I’ve heard before. Not to mention ... read more

Recent Reviews

BLACKPINK - DEADLINE
38

I wasn’t even thinking this EP was interesting enough to write a review about, but then “Champion” came around. This song feels like it was written back in the early 2010s back when recession pop and Mumford and Sons were dominating the charts. The problem I have with this song is how it encapsulates everything I dislike in pop music. I personally can’t stand the overly positive messages that feel forced and the stop clap beat in the background during the chorus. ... read more

Poppy - Bubblebath
55

“Bubblebath” is a mixed bag of an EP. “Lowlife” is one of my favorite songs from Poppy with its reggae influences and solid vocal delivery. Outside of that “Money” and “Altar” are fine songs but I don’t think they showcase much personality. I wish on “Altar” that they would have used the tropical sounding instrumental that was in the bridge throughout the whole song. “American Kids” is by far my least favorite song on ... read more

Gracie Abrams - minor
36

Gracie Abrams is an interesting case. She’s generally regarded as a nepo baby and this EP shows exactly what those people are talking about. I defend some of her recent work but this showed Gracie was out of her league. Gracie is working with producers like Benny Blanco, Joel Little, and Blake Slatkin. All of these are some of the top producers in modern pop and she immediately gets in the studio with them her first EP. Generally I wouldn’t care if Gracie showcased something that ... read more

Elliott Smith - Roman Candle
84

I can definitely hear the start of a legendary musician on this album. It’s not the most interesting thing I’ve heard but the vibes are solid. The thing that lowers my rating is how no song stands out in particularly any way. It’s a bunch of very good songs that all fail to step into the great category. It does make me want to listen to his other work as his voice is great so it did its job.

Various Artists - Smells Like Bleach: A Punk Tribute To Nirvana
68

This is a tricky album to rate. It is a cover album with a bunch of old punk bands. Many on here inspired Nirvana in some way so it’s cool to see them return the favor with this. However, I’m not quite sure if I would call it a great cover album. It’s raw and sloppy which describes Bleach perfectly but doesn’t capture the magic Nevermind had. Dee Dee Ramone sounds high on “Negative Creep” so I’m not sure whether to add or take away points for that. I ... read more

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Ethel Cain and Magdalena Bay enthusiast. I review far too many albums no one has heard.

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