the frame IS WRONG THE TEXT IS AT THE VERY EDGE OF IT and WTF IS THAT FILTER WHAT IS THAT FACE WHY THE FRAME WHY THE TEXT WHY!??!?!

originally a 75 goddamn this shit grew on me

im so sorry

no substance or passion whatsoever....

the picture that this ep(?) paints in my head replicates a fucking nightmare. it's a shitshow of greasy hormonal teenagers playing leapfrog or something, idk. freedom is so bland and hilariously awful that OK I CANT DO THIS LITERALLY HOW CAN I MAKE A SERIOUS REVIEW WHEN THERE'S A GUY RAPPING FROM GOD'S POV

pros:
-i like some of the samples
-its produced good (probably because justin bieber is rich)
-tori kelly

cons:
-why is he rapping about jesus?
-i ... read more

it's lame

Im daune, sew daune, im daune wit all da gamez u playyyy im daune.💔🔥🙀

*ring ring*
jesus: "satan? you there?"
satan: "waddup jesus"
jesus: "satan i... i need your help. ive run out of tools to make all the humans suffer."
satan: "i can handle that, what kind of torture are you looking for?"
jesus: "maybe a disease that destroys their eardrums or something?"
satan: "your wish is my command!"

*3 weeks later*

satan: "alright, I've constructed the perfect nightmare fuel to torture the ... read more

HELP. I CANNOT FIND THIS. EVERY VERSION I CAN FIND IS LIVE AND IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE

everything about this is a masterpiece

fuck you for what you did to the autistic community

"chainsmokers meets forgettable folk artist"
-me 2021

a lot of people hate this song (or claim to) because they hate dream or his fanbase. that being said......
musically speaking, this is mediocre. i can't think of any major pros or cons about this. it's so polished and repetitive to the point where it's just forgettable.

it doesn't matter how good your music is, people will most definitely shit on it because you're famous on tiktok.

although i didn't really enjoy this song, i can appreciate the musical talent that goes behind it. overall it's forgettable, but i do like the structure, the instrumental, and the vocals.

this group has a distinct sound that seperates it from the others, that sound being unique hooks, catchy vocals and fairy cave vibes. don't ask what fairy cave means or how i thought of that.
this album is most definitely my favourite Cayetana record. i may be biased because as some of you may know, i am a suckup for female vocals on alternative bands (ahem, charly bliss). Cayetana's delivery, layout, structure, it's all *chef's kiss*.
now for the... less pleasant bit. this record can be ... read more

i'll admit that i use a little math when it comes to my reviews. i calculate the average of 3 numbers, numbers being my personal review of each factor.
of course, with differently structured songs (aka 90% of vaporwave) those factors change.
(note: these are the factors that are most important to me, NOT every factor)

factor #1: personal enjoyment (100)
ive used these words in the past, but when i feel like listening to music there is an itch inside of my brain that i obviously can't scratch ... read more

very sparkly and pleasing to hear. the voice is angelic and the instrumental is calm in a hyper way. i love it, great job

it's groovy ish. im not a big fan of the writing at all but i can appreciate the musical talent of these folks. might not help that I'm not a big fan of this genre. honestly i like it more than i should

been listening 2 this on repeat since summer 19. literally it's at the top of my weekly listens every week, im obsessed with every track on this its amazing

never thought they could top guppy but they absolutely nailed this new synthpop thing ily charly bliss

if ketchup water was a song

underrated as shit, literally straight fuckin banger especially the title track. covers are great as well but i may be biased because charly bliss is my favourite band