Rush - 2112
85

*Peter Griffin voice* This reminds me of that time I had to retrieve the Demi-God of Rock's guitar from a cave.

Turnstile - GLOW ON
70

I like Sum 41 also, Turnstile.

Turnstile - NEVER ENOUGH
60

This album is kinda all over the place. There's definitely not a lot wrong with this album but it just feels so generic and unmemorable. Baffled this won over Deftones but I'm sure no one who does voting for The Emmys is a real person anyways.

Crazy Music Channel - Chicken Banana
0

how the fuck is this a song from 2025 and not from a 2010 youtube video. fuck whoever greenlit this song into being in fortnite festival

Avenged Sevenfold - Magic
5

I waited for the official streaming version to drop in hopes that it was just the rips or in game sound quality from BO7 that made it sound like shit but nope it's just like that. Fitting for a song that sounds like this to wind up in a game like that.

Jimmy Eat World - Clarity
90

I was gonna make a joke that the song 12.23.95 technically makes this a Christmas album so it was fitting to listen to this in December, but holy fuck this album is just incredible. By far the best Jimmy Eat World album I've listened to.

77

This album feels like an extremely convoluted shitpost

Jimmy Eat World - Futures
87

Do NOT mix work and play, worst mistake of my life

Mastodon - Leviathan
85

With how often Aqua Dementia changed tempo, I'm inclined to believe that the song itself has dementia.

Yellowcard - Better Days
67

Seeing the Travis Barker producer tag really explains the questionable mixing and awful use of auto-tune.

Deftones - private music
85

Me with this album for the next month or so: "i think about you all the time"

The Offspring - Ixnay on the Hombre
65

GOD I hate when albums do that shitty intro/intermission banter thing. I don't know of a single case where they were ever funny or actually added something to the album. Pretty alright otherwise.

Snail's House - ujbeats : summer
90

Snail's House has done it again

3 Doors Down - The Better Life
55

I found it at the thrift store episode 3:

One of my new favorite terms as of recent is "reheated nachos", which is used when someone does something someone else has already done, usually being worse or not as hard hitting as the original person. This album encapsulates that term perfectly as holy fuck this genuinely just sounds like a rip off of Foo Fighters. I love Kryptonite, but the rest of this album falls off pretty hard with it trying to rely on people not having heard any ... read more

Foo Fighters - The Colour and the Shape
70

She's a 10 but always miss times the measure of rest in Monkey Wrench.

Panic! at the Disco - A Fever You Can't Sweat Out
67

I found it at the thrift store episode 2:

I have a bit of history with this album as it was the album where I decided to create a Spotify playlist to compile any songs I liked from an album while I was listening to it (having a terrible memory sucks + I don't like using Spotify's official likes playlist). When relistening to this, I checked which songs were on said playlist and wanted to see if my opinion has changed and for any songs that might make the cut. Now that I have fully ... read more

The Living Tombstone - Rust
40

All the songs sound like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-qASrTFmdc

I feel inclined to give a somewhat actual review because this album has genuinely been a disappointment since the first single release. Be Alone isn't bad, but it didn't really give me hope for the rest of the album, with every other single (aside from Orphans to an extent) backing up that thought. Every song on the album feels like it's incredibly incomplete and way more of a collection of demos than ... read more

The Killers - Sam's Town
67

I was excited for this one as Hot Fuss was kinda whatever, but unfortunately this album is only a little better. They seemed to have found their sound and it's definitely higher quality compared to their debut, but something about it makes me unable to rate much higher than said debut; maybe it's the lack of further experimentation and that they seem to just be continuing to play it safe with what works. This album also suffers the same issue as their last by making the second half be ... read more

Asia - Asia
73

I had higher expectations but I can't say I ended up disappointed after listening to this. This will probably grow on me the more I listen to it.

R.E.M. - Out of Time
74

Found a CD of this album in near perfect condition at a thrift store for 2 whole dolla that shit was the biggest steal of my LIFE. Solid stuff, quite a fan of the second half.

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