First things first. Rest in peace to DMX. An obvious horrible loss of an iconic figure in the history of rap.
I'm not going to pretend and be like "I WAS ALWAYS DMX'S BIGGEST FANS." This is the first time I've heard one of his albums. Obviously I've heard all the chart toppers multiple times but never fully dived into one of his albums. And now it's kinda making me feel like an asshole that I only truly started appreciating his art after he was hospitalized. But mainly because this ... read more

Roadrunner is my least favorite good album ever.

It's hard not to apply my own view and what I believe what a Brockhampton album should be to this. Which in contrast to this almost completely new style they go for, way more traditional rap focused with long lyrical passages and very little of that old Brockhampton ™ production, well I was dissapointed to say the least. But then I stopped and asked myself if any other band made this would I feel the same and the answer is no. If any other ... read more

I realized I had some albums that had really shitty anime girl covers in my library and I had the brilliant idea "hey. What if I listen to them all at once? That'd probably confuse some people."

I don't even know what I was expecting from these. Giving your album a SUPER GENERIC anime cover is making a statement. Either that you don't care what others think of you or that you're very generic. Ranking the April 7th Weebapalooza™ worst to best:

Mori Calliope - Your Mori ... read more

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Hey remember when I didn't do this for a week and then got back and said I was ready to go and then didn't do it for a week again. I'm a bad daughter what can I say! Why does anyone trust me?

Apparently this is the worst album of all time according to CheapandLethal so but idk if I can agree with mr. One Word here. Don't get me wrong, this is incredibly soulless. It felt Soulless when Sinatra did it in the 50s, insanely soulless when all the Sinatra ... read more

The worst part about this is that Todd in the Shadows can't even make a Trainwreckords on this because it's an EP. Justin you sly bitch.

Hello children. You know...this song reminds me a story I heard one time. A song describing the true meaning of Hip Hop. I think it went a little something like this:

You are Kanye West, a noble living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pouch of gold and a small dagger. You are awakened by one of your servants who tells you that your keep is under attack. You look out the window and see a large group of men riding in the direction of the city gates. They look like they are preparing to storm ... read more

Mini Review:

At just three minutes and 9 seconds this ep doesn't really give you any kind of exspirece that's inharently memorable. But even if it was full project length the strange way the vocalist is mixed and sounds like their speaking into a cloth would really hold the project back. Still this thing is saved by the great metal drumming and cool expermenting with tools like a steel drum. A possible good project in the future.

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Dang I'm having a good day. Hope some 40 year old man doesn't come up behind me with discussion of my coochiecoo.

God damn it what could I say. Uhhhh. Hmmm. "Baby Blue" is a good break up song in concept. In execution it's like every other song on here. Tedious to the point of parody, dull singing that sounds like being forced to release an album every year for about eight years now has already sucked up out all of George Strait's creative energy, ... read more

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What's UP YOU CUNTS AND CUNTESSESES! It's Tomsawyerfan87. The wait is finally over, it's been a long 12 months but our swedish king is back with a new entry into the greatest series of albums ever made. If you've been keeping track with the series you'll remember that in our last entry in the series the Prodigal Son had died! Leaving the Daddy and Momma in despair! In my last video I theorized that the story would continue with a new daddy but look at this! A new development! Tom you've done it ... read more

This song is an insidious demon. Any political or moral thoughts this song may have had once have been killed by Wonder Woman and the Glee Cast leaving only the most annoying piano melody ever created. Gonna vomit.

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Finally doing these again after 11 days. I felt I needed to take a review break to get my stamina and desire to write back. Plus I just love impulse listens of albums. Do you know how freeing it is to just listen to an album because you like one song from it or think it'd be neat? Just plop on the Godzilla vs Mothra soundtrack for the hell of it! I didn't even know I liked XTC that much but apparently I do! Damn I just love impulse listens! But now it's back ... read more

I was going to do a "WTF Albums" for this but this album is uhh actually amazing. It is SENSATIONAL ambient music with these haunting moans and changes in the music, the spoken word segments create this eerie town of this strange job interview between the same person. I have complaints that the spoken word segment did not need to go on for 14 minutes straight but I understand the intent. Also that part in "Frank" where it just becomes an explosion of sound with zero warning ... read more

I think it's a very interesting sensation when an album makes you feel like you're going to die. Or at least be hurt in some way. I think it's fairly easy to make scary music, low ambience, dissonence, all the tricks. Lyrically scary is harder but you can use a deep voice and talk about uncomfortable topics, that usually works. But...a scary pop funk album? That's not possible. You can't do it right. Well, maybe if you're not a FUCKING WEIRDO!!!

This album has the famous "Walk the ... read more

Is Laserheart forces me to listen to another fucking Christan Adult Contempary album I'm going to actually beat him to death. This sounds like a joke but it isn't call the authorities right now I am going to to commit a federal crime.





Ha ha jk love you Laser teehee.

Can't believe these mf's just Elvis'd Hyperpop. Although I guess thats too be expected. New groundbreaking style of music starts to gain traction and they let a non threatening looking white guy to provide a watered down version for the masses.

That's how it be...I guess...

WTF Albums Episode 7

When I started this series I knew, I just knew, I had to cover one album. One album I've known about for years but never mustered the courage to actually listen to....the 1999 Waffle House jukebox album.

Do you want to know how much of a hold this album has on my memory. I remember being like 5 years old and going to eat with my family at a Waffle House (because that's just what you do if you're born in the south) and because you're a kid a jukebox is the coolest fuckin' ... read more

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Evanescence is the quintessential cool mom CD stuck in the car album. I mean like....9/10 of the moms I know listen to this. And I know a lot of moms 😉

I have a fond nostalgia for scene kid shit like this. But like the classic stuff that was enjoyed by scene kids not like Brokencyde or other music MADE by scene people. Sure it can be very difficult to take this album seriously. I mean it has le funny wake me up song on it. But you know I'm not a prude. ... read more

Immediately after the audio ended lo-fi hip hop started playing and I thought we stumbled upon the martian lo-fi hip hop beats to study and relax to 24/7 girl but no :( not yet unfortunately.