Lady Gaga's house album reads more RuPaul than Grace Jones. With cringy lyrics like "this is the end" and "i want to be microchipped" and all the typical "you"phemisms, it seems like an album made for the times. But that isn't a good thing when the times are this shitty. If the mix behind the lyrics says anything, it's that dance music will always transcend your plans. Thank God.

Post-club masterpiece.