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100
Not only is it among the strangest albums to grace the contemporary metalcore scene in years, itβs arguably one of the finest; this sophomore effort can provide limitless ecstasies through a plethora of avenues, consistently altering into something impossible to nail down.
2y
100
Celebrity Therapist is quite possibly the most essential release in the worlds of post-hardcore, metalcore and whatever else you want to call it that we’ve had in the 2020s so far, if not for longer.
3y
80
What makes them so good, though, is the magnetic swagger with which they do it all. The Callous Daoboys don't want to hurt you, but to roughly, energetically, cathartically dance with you. It'll leave you dizzy but delighted.
3y
80
THE CALLOUS DAOBOYS are clever, unpredictable bastards, and this is a deeply smart and subversive piece of work.
3y
"When I see an American flag
I don't feel a fucking thing even if it's half mast"
Felt that lyric a lot.
(98 --> 100 --> 98 —> 90)
Edit 3: The songs themselves haven’t lost quality, but rather that I just don’t listen to this record that much anymore. I might’ve overdone it when this first release by listening to it over, and over again. This is just my cooling period.
Edit 2: This is still my favorite Mathcore record ever. But I don't return to it as much as I used to. It has certainly grown off me a bit, but I still absolutely adore this masterpiece of a record ... read more
same things i love about their latest album apply here. however, i honestly think this album does it better. this album is REALLY REALLY good, and a step above their latest.
this. album. is. peak. i cant stop listening to it, the lyrics make it that much better "YOU FUCKING LARP" so peak,,
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Track List
| 1 | Violent Astrology 4:43 | 85 |
| 2 | A Brief Article Regarding Time Loops 3:17 | 86 |
| 3 | Beautiful Dude Missile 2:52 | 81 |
| 4 | Title Track 6:36 | 91 |
| 5 | Field Sobriety Practice 5:56 | 87 |
| 6 | The Elephant Man in the Room 4:16 | 82 |
| 7 | What Is Delicious? Who Swarms? 3:16 | 83 |
| 8 | Star Baby 5:37 | 89 |
Total Length: 36 minutes
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