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How to make your band fail:
1) Make your band name ungooglable
2) Make your band name intentionally unpronounceable Sigur Ros style, resulting on disagreements about how to refer to you in your already small fanbase
3) Make your music a mix of aesthetic and genre that doesn't really have any precedent
How to make me think about you for half a decade after breaking up:
See above