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To/Die/For - Epilogue
To/Die/For
Epilogue
2001 • LP
90
May 15
Karmanjakah - Diamond Morning
Karmanjakah
Diamond Morning
2026 • LP
96
May 8
DON BROCO - Nightmare Tripping
DON BROCO
Nightmare Tripping
2026 • LP
93
May 7
Q - Soul,PRESENT
Q
Soul,PRESENT
2023 • LP
97
Apr 30
Joywave - How Do You Feel Now?
Joywave
How Do You Feel Now?
2015 • LP
95
Apr 29
MGMT - Little Dark Age
MGMT
Little Dark Age
2018 • LP
90
Apr 29

Recent Reviews

To/Die/For - Epilogue
90

Tried and true gothic metal, a hidden gem of an album by a band known only to the lucky and the diehards. Hailing from Finland, To/Die/For has had a tumultuous time including a name and stylistic change early on (originally, they were a hard rock band named Mary-Ann starting in 1993, but gained no traction until the 1999 change to gothic metal and the To/Die/For moniker) and no less than two separate disbandings and reformations.

This then could be seen as being from their golden era, and it ... read more

Karmanjakah - Diamond Morning
96

Karmanjakah, I hereby dub thee "Serenitycore". While it isn't the heaviest metal album you'll ever hear, I guarantee you "Diamond Morning" will be one of the most beautiful.

Serene, brave, experimental, and loud, "Diamond Morning" is like nothing I've heard all year. Mixing the blast beats of heavier genres like black metal with djenty guitars, heavenly vocals, prog sensibilities, jazz piano, slam poetry, and a naked love for experimenting with ... read more

DON BROCO - Nightmare Tripping
93

Don Broco's heaviest and most experimental album to date, the continual progression this band has demonstrated from their initial LP "Priorities" to today has been nothing if not impressive. While I still feel as though they reached their peak sound on 2021's "Amazing Things", perhaps even the off-album single "Fingernails", I am always a proponent of music getting heavier, so hey, if this is where they're going in the future, I can't wait to ... read more

Diablo Swing Orchestra - Swagger And Stroll Down The Rabbit Hole
0

There are bedroom recordings taken on 30 year old Nokia phone cameras that sound better than this. This is trash. A hard limit, and something I never thought I'd have to deal with or encounter, particularly from such a major (note, major in their niche, which is notably small) band. You simply do not release a song, let alone an entire record, in this sort of sorry auditory state. I cannot in good conscience give it even a single point. This is not a noise band. Music is supposed to sound ... read more

American Football - American Football
91

The kings of melodcholia have returned to remind the world how it's done. As the progenitors of midwest emo, you'd hope American Football to be not just proficient, but this many years into their career and reformation, but progressing the sound forward - and indeed they are. This is the sort of album you buy on vinyl so that you can sip wine to it on your porch on a chilly autumn day. It's the soundtrack for the fall released in the spring, and while that strikes me as a bit ... read more

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Rating Criteria:

1: Rather than having some universal metric, I do my ratings based on the context of the album and what it's trying to achieve. It's impossible to meaningfully compare an experimental art pop album to a power metal one in a way that'd make sense to the average listener, so I don't.

2: The worst thing you can be is average. Even being *bad* is at least memorable. 45-65 is the worst possible rating you can have.

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