AND I CAME UP STRAIGHT UP FROM THE BLOCK π₯π₯π―π£οΈπ₯π£οΈ
I WATCHED MY GRANDPA SAY PENIS π£οΈπ―π₯π£οΈπ£οΈπ₯π£οΈπ₯
Fortnite battle pass
I just shit out my ass
Booted up my PC, 'cause I need, need
To get that Fortnite battle pass
I like Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite?
I like Fortnite, it's night time
I mean it's five o' clock, that's basically night time
Y'all remember Cartoon Network, adventure time?
Fortnite battle pass
I just shit out my ass
Booted up my PC, 'cause I need, need
To get that Fortnite battle pass
I like Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite?
I like Fortnite, it's night time
I mean it's five o' ... read more
Wait what the fuck happened
Edit: WAIT YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT I WASN'T ACTIVE FOR LIKE 2 WEEKS ON THIS SITE AND I WHEN FUCKING RETURN EARL SWEATSHIRT AND THE ALCHEMIST RELEASED THEIR COLLAB ALBUM THAT WAS LONG AWAITED FOR YEARS AND THEY RELEASED IT AS A FUCKING NFT TOO? ARE YOU SHITTING ME?
These are the jokes:
- Cordae Is slowly growing into Harry Styles
- Elevator ahh song
- Bro fell off harder than my grandma down the stairs π
- WE MAKING IT OUT THE SHOPPING CENTER WITH THIS ONE π―π₯π₯π₯π―
Well i gave this piece of dogshit a 8 actually... out of 100
Yes this is awful. It's quite possibly the worst release of the decade so far (besides Tom ShitDonald) but at the same time it's so bad, so mind-numbing, so nonsensical that it's hilarious and it does a better job at comedy than every single Lil Dicky song. Let me explain.
Who are the island boys? They technically blew up after a freestyle on Tik Tok that went viral before being eliminated. This freestyle is obviously terrible, with ... read more
DON'T COME TO MY HOUSE OR ELSE I'LL SUCK YOUR DIC- I MEAN BLOOD. I'LL SUCK YOUR BLOOD
This song was made to be iconic:
MISS ME WITH THAT BULLSHIT (THAT BULLSHIT)
igottagogetitigottagogetitigottagogetitigottagogetit
REDLIGHTGREENLIGHTREDLIGHTGREENLIGHTREDLIGHTGREENLIGHT
And most importantly...
LA DA DI DA, SLOB ON ME KNOB
PASS ME SOME SYRUP, FUCK ME IN THE CAR
LA DA DI DA, MOTHAFUCK THE LAW
CHITTY CHITTY BANG, MURDED EVERYTHING
Edit: still great but not THAT great
What happens when you get older?
With age, the skin loses its tone, becomes less elastic, becomes more wrinkled, becomes thinner and as we age, imperfections such as spots and discolorations appear. But most importantly, the normal activities that you do everyday can become more difficult. Even basic activities like walking, eating or breathing are living hell if you're old. You can't do anything, you can only wait for everything to end and, hopefully, find ... read more
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