Will Smith - Lost and Found
30

he should've just made gettin jiggy wit it 2 instead of trying to be a nerdier and more pretentious version of ludacris

Run-D.M.C. - Crown Royal
40

run-dmc does nu-metal and tries to copy jay-z, and only one of the members wants to rap anything. the results are predictable, but there's a couple tracks which are solid

Katy Perry - Witness
60

good instrumentals, good vocals, really REALLY bad lyrics

Edgar Winter - Mission Earth
60

an album based off of a book series by l. ron hubbard, the founder of scientology. against all odds, it's actually a pretty decent '80s mainstream synth-pop project. if you don't think about the man behind the source material (thankfully, the lyrics don't really mention scientology itself, which makes this easier), it's a decently enjoyable listen. it completely fails as a tie-in album, but more or less succeeds as a nerdy and progged-out take on synth-pop from ... read more

Metallica - St. Anger
80

i keep changing my opinion on this album. i can't tell if i like it or hate it.

the production sounds REALLY unfinished (especially the trash can snare), all the songs are a bit too long, and the lyrics kind of suck in a lot of places. however, there's some really good ideas to be found on this album, and i think that makes it worth it? i don't know, ask me in a couple of months

Good Kid - Can We Hang Out Sometime?
50

the kings of 5/10s

seriously tho sometimes it feels like these guys are afraid of trying anything new. i've heard a couple obscure releases of them exploring different sounds, and yet when it comes to their ep's and albums, everything feels like it's based on the same specific strain of indie rock they've become known for.

i wonder if it ever gets tiring to do that. i mean, it only took outkast 12 years to fizzle out, and they changed their sound more than the average ... read more

Michael Jackson - Invincible
NR

it's so ironic that his last non-posthumous album is named "invincible"

Dylan Brady - Needle Guy
60

we're never getting another 100 gecs release, are we

femtanyl - MAN BITES DOG
80

man bites dog, girls make fire

Skrillex - Don't Get Too Close
50

don't worry, i won't

Maroon 5 - V
30

adam levine's falsetto goes against the geneva convention

Dean Martin - Dean Martin Sings
80

yeah, he usually does

William Shatner - Shatner Claus
20

COME. they told. me. pa RUM pum pum, pum

Chumbawamba - Tubthumper
60

reading the song titles is the most british thing i've done all day

Statues In Motion - Statues in Motion
40

the singer sounds like the spirit halloween animatronic version of david bowie

The Anks - Floor Warbling
60

the best worst album

J. Cole - The Fall-Off
80

a$ap rocky and j cole just dropped amazing albums. mitski, baby keem, bruno mars, charli xcx, and femtanyl are all gonna drop within like 2 weeks of each other. it’s been 2 months and this has already been a better year for music than 2025

Joji - Piss In The Wind
60

good attempt at being experimental, joji! next time, try making the average song length longer than 2 minutes!

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