Hobo Johnson - Hobo Johnson Alienates His Fanbase
55

i kind of like this. i think i’ve been reading too much homestuck.

Boy Throb - Finger
100

we really need to get darshan his visa

Whu Else - trapped in a WEstern movie
100

he’ll fucking yeahhh

Taylor Swift - The Life of a Showgirl
NR

so… thoroughly… terrible… she wants to fuck charli.

Wednesday - Bleeds
100

so peak yall dont get it

The Clash - London Calling
70

my previous rating for this was 100 and that makes no sense because i don’t really like this album and the only song i regularly listen to on it is spanish bombs

Mitski - Puberty 2
75

beautiful, but makes me deeply sad in a way that i don’t seek from music.

Steve Lacy - Nice Shoes
40

i like steve, but i hate this.

Marvin Gaye - Let's Get It On
100

GIRLLLLL YOU BEEN GONE FOR SO LONG

Tyler, The Creator - DON'T TAP THE GLASS
85

exactly what i wanted from
him the goat is back 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Quadeca - FORGONE
80

nettles annoying little brother

Ethel Cain - Nettles
100

one step closer to ethel on hivemind

Model/Actriz - Pirouette
90

such a soprano

Wednesday - Elderberry Wine
95

beautiful and sweet

Westside Gunn - EGYPT (Remix)
100

Doechii investment going to the MOON

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On QouGanD's review of Hobo Johnson - Hobo Johnson Alienates His Fanbase
"did u write this review when u were 11"
On Thalassophoneus's review of Wednesday - Bleeds
"so cynical and boring of you"
On averagehiphop's review of Westside Gunn - EGYPT (Remix)
"do you have no creativity? this is such a lame review. why would westside gunn want an up and comer with interesting artistic vision to feature on his song… 🤦‍♀️"
On dnb_tim's review of Destiny's Child - Survivor
"why would you “love to rate this as low as possible”? who are you posturing for? 🙄"
On DuneFella's review of Chappell Roan - The Giver
"tx2 gets a 75 but this song gets a 0… ok"
On Katy Perry - Witness
"@madii because i’m trying to do my part to outweigh the negative reviews this album gets. if ppl can give it 0 despite thinking there’s some merit to it i can give a 100 w/ the same logic… however i have since realized that giving that much of a fuck ab katy perry is unbecoming 😓"
On ‎Remi's Reviews's review of Fiona Apple - The Idler Wheel Is Wiser than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More than Ropes Will Ever Do
"this review…actually makes me rlly sad, lol. i think it’s cuz i respect ur reviews. maybe read the NYT article on the album? It de-mystified the album for me kinda (and made me cry), proves it as kind of the opposite of pretentious"
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"it’s a grower i can tell"
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"listen to yourself call this mf champagne papi and reevaluate your life bro."
On blegh180's review of Beyoncé - COWBOY CARTER
"you are 14"
On nutritionfacts's review of Beyoncé - COWBOY CARTER
"@lordnikk quad would be disappointed 😔"
On lmaodaylen's review of Taylor Swift - THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT
"fr like everyone was wondering “she’s doing all this eras tour, movie, businesswoman shit, and coming out with an album on top of it all? how does she do it?”… well."
On thefatkid's review of Beyoncé - COWBOY CARTER
"try ya ya, bodyguard, or american requiem again. bodyguard outro goes hard. but ya ya def has the most insane vocals on the album."
On GabrielAOTY's review of Nas - Illmatic
"allat yapping just to give brody a C 😭 respect bro"
On ULVEPOTE's review of Kim Gordon - The Collective
"it’s a bed rotting album 😞"
On iamcvalda's review of Amy Winehouse - Frank
"they’re both her opuses lol. but u could make the argument that back to black is particularly magnum ab being so :D"
On OLDM's review of Beyoncé - TEXAS HOLD 'EM
"of course it’s a lana stan… question for the culture, much?"
On mangoat's review of ¥$ - VULTURES 1
"fr like kanye’s lukewarm rapping on this shit ruined every song for me 💀💀 only times i found myself enjoying the album was when ty was doing his thing on it 😭😭"
On Wind_13's review of Justin Bieber - Confident
"You’re kind of an icon. What did Jay Chou do to you? Who is he?"
On ChrispyQ's review of Nicki Minaj - Big Foot
"u made a whole ass account just for this beef are u srs…? Girl being a barb is NOT a full time job! You do not have this responsibility!"
On brdptrs's review of The Smile - Wall of Eyes
"Idioteque or sumn would be a bomb stand name tbh"
On SnowstormJones's review of AJJ - People Who Can Eat People Are the Luckiest People in the World
"Real. It’s the white-guy brand of righteous anger at its finest and most insufferable. Not to say righteous anger itself sucks or anything, Rage is one of my fav bands oat. But this album is too sonically (how do I say it… kind of quaint?) for me to feel anything other than discomfited and detached. Did not succeed in sweeping me up into the emotional tidal storm!"
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