fakemink - Terrified .
90

they dont even know this is so ahead of its time.

Fakemink is London's savior

phreshboyswag - AW4L
90

shout out to my friends yh you know that they inspire me

phreshboyswag - ny times mag
100

yo birdnyl whoever you are u a bitch for rating this a 60

Glenn Branca - The Ascension
75

this makes me want to PUNCH wuatt for 42 minutes in a warehouse where only I can hear him.

EsDeeKid - Palaces
90

this is a message to @PhxApocalypse whoo follows me i guess. Let me let you in on a little secret sweety. When you say i will try to keep up with the underground as much as psosible it just GRINDS my gears. In this game you can be one of two people. The persno whoo tries to keep up with the undergruond or the persn who has the underground trying to keep up with it. You can find me falling into the latter category. I hope my wisdom can fester inside of yuo and turn you into something cooler than ... read more

Wilco - Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
65

I just listened to this and i dont even rememebr a single sonog from it but i will nevertheless use it as a platform for an important message to the people. I do takemyself seriously and, yes I would call myself a critic and i wouold like to be treated as such. My opinion should be viewed as slighlty more important than your average daily user of this site because I am a critic. I may not have the influecne yet but fear not my loyal supporters, i will son have my veiny fist grasping the neck of ... read more

Wham! - Last Christmas
100

seasons greetings internet! Yes I am back and better than ever. After a long hiatus I will be revviewing this song as my return to reviews.

review:
this song is really good and probably my favorite christmaas song 😸. Due to my smart not hard work ethic i will be employing chat gpt to finish this review for me.

Every December, “Last Christmas” crawls out of its glitter-covered grave like a fabulous, heartbroken zombie determined to remind you that, yes, George Michael once got ... read more

Deftones - private music
75

private parts music

bbno$ - edamame
NR

take me back

fakemink - Oud For Greatness
100

nah these ratings are gritzed this is #1 9090gate song

fakemink - Braces
95

we just need the fakemink prod suzy sheer ALBUM

Hi-C - H34v3n 0r H3lL
80

reptillian christian boyz

xaviersobased - once more
80

thank you based goddess

Quadeca - Vanisher, Horizon Scraper
80

i swear you could look under any album on this website and one of the top reviews will be “TW: SELF HARM, ABUSE”

KIDS SEE GHOSTS - KIDS SEE GHOSTS
65

thought this would be much better

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