Ava Max - Diamonds & Dancefloors
73

While Ava is very clearly trying to ride off of Dua Lipa’s success, Ava does serve cunt on the album.

Frank Ocean - Blonde
52

Frank Ocean has the amazing ability to create some of the best songs I’ve ever heard and put them next to the worst interludes imaginable.

Trippie Redd - MANSION MUSIK
37

If you heard one song from this record, you've heard all of them. That's all I need to say. There is also a song about toilets. That is a glorious masterpiece.

Sam Smith - Gloria
44

I feel like Sam’s emotions are genuine, yet the last person I’d ask to do a queer anthem with is Ed Sheeran.

Lil Yachty - Let's Start Here.
94

This album is an experience. It’s 1000% a contender for the best album of the year and it’s only JANUARY. Unfortunately the album artwork is AI Generated, which sucks, but it is a genuinely amazing album and a must listen.

Mac DeMarco - Five Easy Hot Dogs
70

A very nice album, it's very soothing and relaxing. It feels like background music to a very quiet life. I like that a lot.

Limp Bizkit - Significant Other
44

This album makes it seem like Fred Durst has anger management problems and that his only response to anything is violence.

I also am not a fan of the completely unrelated instrumental breaks tacked onto the end of certain songs. Make the instrumental breaks tie into the aesthetic of the rest of the song, dammit!

Måneskin - RUSH!
74

I like most of the songs on here. I like their melodies. Some songs are complete ass tho (Timezone, Bla Bla Bla, Kool Kids).

Yoko Ono - Warzone
14

Jesus, Yoko. A red woman? Angry black man? God damn. At least "Why" and "It's Gonna Rain" made me burst out laughing. In her last track, the cover of Imagine, she sounds like a badly tuned Vocaloid.

edit: 50th album!

The Residents - Meet the Residents
64

What's his name❓ What was his birth 👶 name❓It wasn't Coach⚽️, it was Benjamin👨. And you know they're children 👦👧; 2️⃣6️⃣, 2️⃣2️⃣, they're over there listening 👂 to all of Benjamin’s👨... 🎃Halloween Jokes🎃, uh, 🐭Chuckie The Cheese Jokes🐭, they- 👅 eu-h, they want it 🙏. He goin off of loyalty ⭐️ got them fee- "😰Oh, Benjamin👨, you so loyalty😓" ... Come on now 😑... Everyday📆 he got a story 📚. I wasn't ... read more

Siouxsie and the Banshees - Juju
77

I'm gonna be honest, I love the vocalist's vocals. It reminds me of some of Jack Stauber's more eccentric songs mixed with a punk aesthetic. I personally am a big fan of that. I don't like the songs that overstay their welcome, though.

38

It feels very corporate and filled with no emotions. Best track on the record is carried by Khalid.

47

I don’t get the hype behind her. I like her voice but her flow isn’t the best.

Sematary - BUTCHER HOUSE
44

As someone who likes loud music, I can safely say that this album is all of the faults of noise put together into one album. It's also too edgy for me, and Sematary's voice is way too droning. However, "Burn a Cop Car" is just straight fire. Only good cop is a dead cop.

Ab-Soul - Herbert
48

Didn’t really do it for me

X-Ray Spex - Germ Free Adolescents
54

This album reinforces that I don't really like old punk music because it feels like a bunch of quirked-up teenagers trying to sound different, and like yeah they probably WERE different at the time but the emphasis should be on the TRYING aspect. This album is trying way too hard to be punk and out of the box it sucks.

Weezer - SZNZ: Winter
80

In spite of the EP's title, this project makes me feel warm inside. That makes it amazing to me. People really say Weezer fell off after their early shit? Wow.

PJ Harvey - Rid of Me
56

I don’t really care for the music, a bit too waily for me. But there are some bangers on here.

Linkin Park - Meteora
65

This album is, meh. It's nothing to write home about. They put their whole Parkussy in Numb, and the other tracks have this weird record-scratching sound that I don't like. I feel like that's just the band trying to sound more "hip hop" if you get what I'm trying to say, even though Chester's vocals are the highlight of the entire thing.

Also wow forty albums, this is an accomplishment for me.

Mac Miller - Swimming
72

I really liked the opening but it kinda fell off over time. It had a lot of potential but really squandered a lot of it. Enjoyed it a lot, tho. RIP Mac.

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