Slipknot - Spit It Out
95

One of the best Nu-metal bangers of the 90s. That opening riff is absolutely disgusting. Corey’s rapping and screaming is off the charts. “FOUNDATION MADE OF PISS AND VINEGAR👺👺👺” I love how seamless their hip hop influence is weaved into this song. It just works incredibly well.

9.5/10

Vylet Pony - NI4NI
100

An absolute fireball of a track that never loses momentum. By far one of the best singles they have released, maybe one of their best songs in general. This album bout to slap huh?

10/10

Dylan Brady - Needle Guy
70

n e e d l e g u y

7/10

Cameron Winter - Heavy Metal
100

Nothing to see here, just a perfect solo debut

Favs: All

Least Favs: N/A

10/10

Yuno Miles - Sea Lion
100

We are making it out the ocean with this one.

10/10

Oliver Tree - Flowers
20

Annoying repetitive lead melody and no personality make for a another dud from Tree

2/10

Charli xcx - Wuthering Heights
55

The new Charlie xcx soundtrack is just okay. Maybe it will make more sense within the context of the movie?

5.5/10

twenty one pilots - Drag Path
93

I’ll admit I haven’t heard the original, but I can see why people think this is one of their best songs. I love the momentum of the track. Lyrically it’s pretty straightforward but I love the instrumental and it’s got a lot of heart and great vocals over all.

9.3/10

Knocked Loose - Hive Mind
85

HOLY FUCK!!!!!

8.5/10

Nirvana - MTV Unplugged in New York
100

Greatest live album I’ve ever listened to

Favs: all

Least fav: n/a

10/10

Geese - Getting Killed
100

This is the single greatest rock record of 21st century. It literally has no quit or pause, just 45 minutes of some of the best musical genius that has ever graced this damn planet. I know that sounds over the top, but this album made me feel things that I haven’t felt before with music. Every song is a masterpiece in its own unique way entirely. Whether it be the slower jams like “Cobra” or “At pays du Cocaine” with their super sweet glittery lyrics and forelorn ... read more

Dorian Electra - Fake Denim
40

I’d never thought I’d see the day where I genuinely don’t like a Dorian Electra song. Their music has unfortunately been getting worse as time passes. It kinda just sounds like some watered down sleazy indie rock copy cat of crystal castles. I liked fanfare, but this ain’t it :/

4/10

Dry Cleaning - Secret Love
30

The first three tracks are pretty good, but from there everything else is kind boring. I appreciate some of the lyrical content, but this sounds like what happens when you ask AI to create a post punk album. The vocals are so poorly mixed and passionless. Instrumentals are either too boring or just not enough to them to keep me interested. Damn

Favs: Hit my Head all day, Cruise Ship Designer, My Soul/ Half Pint

Least fav: Let me grow and you’ll see the fruit

3/10

Daughters - You Won't Get What You Want
100

I have contemplated reviewing this album for a couple of years now given the circumstances regarding the lead singer Alexis Marshall. I’m not going into detail as everything has already been said. Regardless, “you won’t get what you want” is a depraived and sinister record that pushes the boundaries of noise rock. Truly some psych ward type shit, and I’m not exaggerating. “City song” has repeating shots of bass and pounding drums that eventually lead to ... read more

The Dismemberment Plan - What Do You Want Me to Say? / Since You Died
96

“WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAYYYYYYYYY”!!!

9.6/10

Joe Hendry - I Believe in Joe Hendry
100

I BELIEVE IN JOE HENDRY!!!

10/10

Limp Bizkit - Making Love To Morgan Wallen
78

Mostly good other than some cringey bars. Love the chorus tho

7.8/10

100

One of the greatest rock albums of all time. The lyrics are more bitter than vinegar and the instrumentals are as kick ass as Kurt’s signature vocal delivery. IMO slightly better than in útero. “Smells like teen spirit” is a staple 90s grunge anthem that has withstood the test of time. I love the lyrics detailing a type of arrested development that seemed to be prevalent in Kurt’s life surrounding his lifestyle. Being bogged down by the drugs he was taking and a ... read more

Chat Pile - grimace_smoking_weed.jpg (Demo)
100

(Using this as a placeholder to talk about the original)

The most unnerving metal song in existence. It’s not for the faint of heart, but it’s god damn amazing.

10/10

The Offspring - Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)
90

BRO THIS IS SO FUN Why the hate??

9/10

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