CallMeCarson - CallMeCarson Presents: Just the Hits! A Classic Christmas
1

joke review 8:

bro wants to be ken carson :skull:

Just the hits on underage girls! (I stole this)

Ok ok seperate the artist from the art, I always believe this. Ok I seperated the artist from the art. This sucks. Band Kid Humor. And it sucks that I would have laughed at this a while ago.

I chuckled once when he said "im so hungry" in track 4. So here's a point for every laugh.

fuck you/10

23

Joke Review 7

This is what people were complaining so much about?

I actually didn't hate it. Sex With Me was actually a good track (better than the rihanna song i heard a few days ago) and the rest while bad-mid wasn't as ear bleeding as people are saying

It's not the greatest thing in the world but I'm sensing a bit of bandwagoning here ngl.

amaii - I've Seen Better Days
76

Ok so I know I'm doing Joke Album Weekend so take this with a grain of salt. I needed a higher recieved "Joke album"

Joke Album #5

This is considered a joke album because of the samples. Sampling LTG, Kanye interview, Sonic Rings, Filthy Frank, Duolingo, fucking HIVEMIND (the youtube channel) and QUADECA from one of their videos????, and much more can be considered funny samples being used and by that logic I'm counting it. I just needed to listen a good album

And a good album this ... read more

Pink Guy - Pink Season
2

Joke Review 4:

Stop reviewing this high because you have nostalgia or used to find this funny.
Stop
This is painful

I love you Joji but bruh. I had a slight chuckle I believe 2 times. So here's a 2

It's not as offensive knowing that it's 100% satire and that Joji is kinda based (now, at least) but it's just bad edgy dark humor. Like there's no punchlines. And where there are, they are just overshadowed by him saying "lmao i did this lmao i said a slur again hahahahaha" shut up.

I ... read more

Annoying Orange - Annoying Orange Presents: Christmas in the Kitchen
1

joke review 3

fuck you

Not a 0 because its inoffensive at the very least and a tiny bit tolerable

Emily Montes - Emily Montes
26

Joke album number 2:

I slept for twelve hours btw so if you're wondering why I dipped thats why

I think toasterqueen (even tho giving it such a high review) said it best.

This album doesn't sound good sonically but it is so hilarious I genuinely think it's appeal makes it better than a good chunk of albums. Dead serious.

Bull of Heaven - 266: An Incestuous Act That God Committed Upon Reality
4

Alright so this weekend from now 12:03 AM on 9/10 to 11:59 PM on 9/12 have decided to make a meme album listen sessions.
Going through all of (at least some of) the meme albums I need to go through. However because I'm a pretentious nerd, I try to actually rate music for what it is.

This is just ten seconds of white noise and a little bloop

Look for what it is, I'll give it credit, the white noise is actually kind of calming but cmon.

Not a 0 though

boygenius - boygenius
76

If it was just the first 4 tracks, this would be so much better

Freddie Gibbs & Madlib - Bandana
83

I think if we are talking consistency, this album is absolutely insane

The production as well as the rapping makes every single song an 8 or a 9 out of ten

nothing outstanding enough to get a 10, nothing bad enough to get a 0-7. Pinata had tens and it had some bad songs, but I really enjoy this. It felt a bit long at times (same with Pinata) but I still loved it.

Dro Kenji - F*CK YOUR FEELINGS
28

I remember listening to this in school and thinking

It's not bad, but when will it end.

Then it turned bad

narpy - café
55

It's just a short lofi album. I mean it isn't bad, it's literally mid, but I think it's just unispired

Rihanna - ANTI (Deluxe)
61

what
the
fuck

ive never seen a deluxe have only 3 tracks but
my god
pose is terrible, gotham thing is what, sex with me is terrible (lmao true) but like what is this

Rihanna - ANTI
77

I genuinely agree with the user rating 100%. This album has it's fair share of misses and meh songs but it picks up in the second half and delivers an overall great listen.

I need to stop giving out so many 7/10s but every album I've been listening to is a 7 or better

Solange - When I Get Home
90

I absolutely loved this album. Great neo soul.

The production, the back up vocals, the interludes, the features, man it was all great.

fell a bit around 75%-90% in but was still very good

Yeat - Lyfë
66

About halfway through the album i was starting to get bored and was thinking it was gonna end at around a 3-4/10. the last half of the album is so good. Made this listen much more wnjoyable. Yeats worst (from what i've heard) but it's still cool. 66/100 isn't bad

D'Angelo - Untitled (How Does It Feel)
100

So good. Felt like I needed to review this after the album just bc it is so good.

D'Angelo - Voodoo
91

D'Angelo invented sex

Anyways it took me so long to listen to this project, I wish I listened to it sooner, it's absolutely amazing. Maybe a bit long but I love it and understand the hype.

The Brobecks - Violent Things
91

I coulda sworn I already reviewed this album. I love this record

Edit: 84->91 This album is one of the most nostalgic pieces of media I have in my life. It's so good and the drumming is really great and every song except for VOTG is good->perfect. I love this album

Elliott Fullam - What’s Wrong
67

The first three tracks of this record really made me unhopeful (idk if thats a word) for the rest of the album. They were too slow, not amazing melodies, and I just figured this was going to be another passion-less slowcore record

But then the rest of the album hit.

Fullam does a great job of portraying an overall sense of being broken. Heartbroken, mentally broken, just all around discomfort and sadness. Every single song after You'll See My Ghost was incredible and beautiful.

The biggest ... read more

Kendrick Lamar - N95
95

it's N95... like this is just a good song

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