Haken - Fauna
79

Biiiiiiig step down in terms of production and songwriting.

Haken - Visions
86

We have Dream Theater at home

Death Cab for Cutie - We Have the Facts and We're Voting Yes
100

Among the best toxic relationship albums, right there with Tallahassee by the Mountain Goats

Death Cab for Cutie - The Photo Album
89

It's cool to see them refine their sound and songwriting with each release. I do find it to be a light step down from We Have The Facts, but it's clear that their ambitions are growing as they mature into the sound they'd fully realize with Transatlanticism.

Death Cab for Cutie - Plans
100

A fantastic album with an underlying theme of the plans we make and how life can either affirm or deny them. Some songs keep an air of optimism that those plans will work out, while others portray the collapse of all we expected. It's at once bittersweet and utterly heartbreaking, a true reflection on the hopes we cast to the sky and what results.

Death Cab for Cutie - Narrow Stairs
95

Such an underappreciated album. Grapevine Fires in particular may be my overall favorite song from them.

Death Cab for Cutie - Codes and Keys
65

Unfortunately, the highs aren't quite high enough to make up for the heavy lows. Also, Stay Young Go Dancing is completely ruined for me after seeing him perform it while choking back tears in the COVID livestream. It's a shame too, cause I used to love that song and saw it as one of the most pure love songs ever written.

Death Cab for Cutie - Kintsugi
75

Powerful start, but it ends up falling off HARD after the fifth track aside from El Dorado. Would have made for a fantastic EP.

Dream Theater - Parasomnia
73

Good instrumentation, terrible lyrics. Truly the curse of Petrucci-led Dream Theater. Some tracks are passable, but some hit lows we haven't seen since The Astonishing.

Overall, good album for their age. It sounds fresh and lively, like it's full of passion.

Lady Gaga - Abracadabra
100

MY QUEEN IS BACK ON HER SHIT BAYBEEEE. I FEEL LIKE IT'S 2008 AGAIN.

Cheekface - Middle Spoon
90

I had this at 75, but fuck it. My life is terrible and Cheekface makes me happy, even amidst the corniness. I hope we get 100 more albums

Puma Blue - antichamber
80

Takes me back to discovering Flatsound in high school. I'm in a very different place than I was then, but this taps right into those emotions. It's at once excruciatingly depressing and astonishingly beautiful. I won't be returning, but that's more about keeping myself in a healthy mental state than anything else.

a-ha - Hunting High and Low
71

Carried by a few particularly strong tracks

PARTYNEXTDOOR - $ome $exy $ongs 4 U
10

Edit: my 45 was far too kind. It's just annoying, gross, lazy lyrics over undercooked beats.

Michael Jackson - Blood on the Dance Floor: HIStory in the Mix
95

Ignore the 5 remixes that Sony forced on here and view it as an EP the way Mike intended. It's some of his best work. Morphine is easily his darkest track and possibly his most soul-bearing as well. That song was the final time Michael was able to break through and connect his personal message to the audience.

The doctors were abusing him, feeding him drugs to numb him into a shell of himself. He was baited into a dependency of opioids, which would eventually kill him. It was his last cry ... read more

deadmau5 - while(1<2)
100

A masterpiece. This has soundtracked so many sleepless nights. It feels like a mirage of warmth in a desert of ice.

Lambrini Girls - Who Let the Dogs Out
78

Terminally online indie geeks not understanding riot grrrl is funny as hell.

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