Anderson .Paak - Malibu
89

Have you seen that malibu show with the lifeguard kids? Yeah that shit's ass. This album's good tho.

Lorde - Melodrama
83

Top 250 oat is crazyballs

Swans - The Seer
100

Ay, what tha dog doin?

Low - I Could Live in Hope
65

I think I just don't like slowcore and also Lebron James song

They Might Be Giants - Lincoln
87

Yes, this is really good and I very much like it, but if I catch you listening to this, I am stealing your lunch money and stuffing you in the closest locker

Noname - Telefone
82

The words "Diddy Bop" give my brain the same reaction as "Skibidi Rizz"

black midi - Hellfire
98

Me when I'm recording my prog album but then I remember that I am a posthuman abomination with 35 mental disorders

Tyler, The Creator - CHROMAKOPIA
94

"Your adaptor is not compatible with this outlet" ahh haircut 🙏🙏🙏

The Microphones - The Glow Pt. 2
99

Me when loud fart noise in pop song beat: 😒🤢😡
Me when loud fart noise in indie folk song: 🤯😱🥶

clipping. - There Existed an Addiction to Blood
87

That song about the vampire lady got me hard lowkey.

Big Black - Atomizer
91

As much as I liked this, I have to admit to myself that I only listened to it so I can bring up this random band to people and be annoying.

Arctic Monkeys - Favourite Worst Nightmare
89

505 is so overplayed that it has lost everything that made it special, but the rest of it bangs. Best Arctic Monkeys album (questionmark) 😳

Arctic Monkeys - Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not
88

Ohhhhh. So that's why people think AM is mid.

Swans - My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
81

One day I'll meet someone and manage to bring the conversation to a point where I can mention Swans and then I will be very annoying and they won't want to speak to me, but maybe it will have been worth it.

Magdalena Bay - Imaginal Disk
100

I'm sorry I ever called you Magdalena Gay. Please make more gay music.

Edit: 99-->100: I was a bitch that didn't want to see the truth, and I apologise once more, Magdalena Bay.

Sabrina Carpenter - Short n' Sweet
70

She literally so small. I can't believe how small this person is. She is actually 1 meter tall. Is it scientifically possible for someone to be this microscopic?

JPEGMAFIA - I LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR YOU
94

Silly MC Ride, you made Exmilitary 15 years ago.

Eminem - The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce)
33

Eminem finally calls out the woke pronoun trannies. Thank you for saving hip hop from the PC mumble rappers like Kendrick Lamar.

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