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JACKBOYS - JACKBOYS 2
65

i mean it's ALRIGHT
I stood up until 1am to listen to this, and all things considered? It's alright.
It's a jackboys project, i was already expecting it not to be all that, if anyone was expecting another UTOPIA out of this they were just being delusional
It overstays its welcome, having some boring songs thrown togheter in the middle of decent/good songs (Not to count the ABYSMAL 3 track run with BEEP BEEP, PBT and SHYNE), but the good tracks in the mix make it worthwhile, at ... read more

Metallica - ...And Justice for All
98

TALKING ABOUT UNPOPULAR OPINIONS!!!
THIS ALBUM IS FUCKING AMAZING!!!!
This is THE BEST Metallica has ever sounded IMO. The progressive itch they're trying to scratch here just hits me like a train and i can't help but fucking love
One, Blackened, Shortest Straw, the Self Titled, To Live Is to Die, so many tracks out of this are just ABSOLUTE FAVORITES of mine
I love this album too much. In my heart? It's a 100. But i gotta be fair. This album has problems. Many. But i can ignore ... read more

Metallica - Master of Puppets
80

Unpopular opinion but i find this one the weakest out of Metallica's original 4-album run
It's still a great album, don't great me wrong, but this is the one i always feel like revisiting the least
I'm mostly back for Battery, Master of Puppets, Welcome Home (Sanitarium) and Disposable Heroes, the rest, i could easily live without
Still fucks though, one of the best back to back album runs i ever saw from a band

Metallica - Ride the Lightning
100

I said i don't find Kill 'em All a masterpiece or anything
Now this
THIS is a fucking masterpiece.
FLAWLESS tracklist, i think there's not a single fucking skip or track i go "oh, that one" in this album. Some of my favorite tracks from the band's entire discography sit here. (For Whom the Bell Tolls, Fade to Black <3)
And this is just their second album what the fuck

Metallica - Kill 'Em All
85

CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC
Being their first album Kill 'em All has such an unique sound you can't get anywhere else in their discography, which i really appreciate
But besides that, it just sounds... FUCKING AMAZING?? FOR A DEBUT ALBUM???
I don't find it a masterpiece or anything but it's good as fuck, love it to death

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