Imagine Skillet but 5 times superior.

For a very obnoxious and very overproduced song, this sounds like 'We have Nickelback's "Burn It to the Ground" in pop form'.

Despite being infectiously catchy, I shit you not, this legit sounds like Nickelback's ballads in pop form.

If Falling In Reverse and Five Finger Death Punch had a baby.

The album that gave birth to heavy metal. If it wasn't for Ozzy and the gang, bands like Metallica, Slayer, Pantera, Sepultura, Rammstein, Slipknot, and countless others wouldn't even exist. For an album that was recorded in under a day, it was one hell of an impressive debut.

An absolute masterpiece and classic of heavy metal. Along with Pantera, Black Sabbath was one of my early introductions to the genre. The sheer nostalgia of hearing "Iron Man" in the Marvel superhero movie of the same name for the very first time at the theater as a 7 year old who loved superheroes as well as Transformers.

If Five Finger Death Punch were a mid-2010s movie soundtrack.

Hot Topic Gary Glitter makes the musical equivalent of a banshee giving birth with the background noise of nails on a chalkboard brought literal.

Christian Saliva meets Nickelback (again) and Daughtry.

This sounds like some Nickelback meets Daughtry.

I love nu metal but this sounds like the most paint-by-numbers shit imaginable. You have to be stupid or deaf to actually believe that TFK's garbage music goes hard when used for AMVs. Go listen to Rage Against the Machine, they have more merit compared to Christian Saliva/Dollar Store P.O.D.

We have Limp Bizkit at home.

Glorified retail store overhead music but nowhere near as shitty as Imagine Dragons.

Octanecore for faux tough guys and bodybuilders with the temper of a bratty kid at Toys R'Us.

A pretty solid mid-2000s nu metal-adjacent album to come out during the tail end of the genre's lifespan. While pretty standard, this did embody what hard rock and heavy metal was like at the time, for better or worse.

We have Nine Inch Nails at home.

Christian Nickelback/Godsmack pretending to be Nine Inch Nails.

This was one of the albums that got me into heavy metal back in middle school. The title track rips and tears, "Inside the Fire" goes hard as hell, and the rest strike like a flaming wrecking ball. Who gives a shit about what anyone says, "Indestructible" rips any of Skillet, Fall Out Boy, and Imagine Dragons' transparent overproduced anthems in half. Oh sorry about that, I'm just that nostalgia biased.

Despite getting into this band back in 2016 at the age of 15, I really enjoy this album and this band in particular. I'm just nostalgia blind.

Glorified SoundCloud rap that graduated from the Kid Rock School of Lyric Writing