The White Stripes - Blue Orchid
70

Who's a Big Baby felt like a bad trip on intense drugs. Like, that one track was really bad. The other unique song is ok, even if the mixing sucks.

Blue Orchid - 97
Who's a Big Baby? - 11
YGHIYP (Live) - 90
Blue Orchid (High Contrast Mix) - 86
Though I Hear You Calling, I Will Not Answer - 62

Theory of a Deadman - No Surprise
29

This paved the band into their next album

Theory of a Deadman - Gasoline
45

It's like their debut, but much more boring and generic. Now we enter the "true form" of TOADM's lyrics, which are pretty childish, dumb, and even kinda sexist sometimes. Decent at best, lamentable at its worst.

Favorites: Santa Monica, No Way Out, Hating Hollywood, Say Goodbye

Least Favorites: No Surprise, Me & My Girl, Hell Just Ain't The Same, Save The Best For Last, Hello Lonely (Walk Away From This), In The Middle

Hating Hollywood - 61
No Way Out - 64
No ... read more

Batsh!t - Fat Jewish Pig (A Breakup Song)
0

Break ups give you no right to be racist, asshole.

Theory of a Deadman - Theory of a Deadman
53

Pretty much your typical 00's Post-Grunge release, though I will say tracks 2 & 3 were actually great, shockingly.

Favorites: Make Up Your Mind, Nothing Could Come Between Us, The Last Song
Least Favorites: What You Deserve, Invisible Man, Any Other Way, Say I'm Sorry

Invisible Man - 39
Nothing Could Come Between Us - 84
Make Up Your Mind - 88
Point To Prove - 54
Leg To Stand On - 58
What You Deserve - 47
The Last Song - 67
Say I'm Sorry - 51
Any Other Way - 36
Confession - ... read more

Various Artists - Dr. Seuss' The Lorax - Original Songs From The Motion Picture
62

As of now, the track ratings feel oddly more like RYM than RYM's ratings are.

311 - Stereolithic
82

It's a pretty good record, but I'm sure it didn't need to be so long (Foreshadowing)

Favorites: Sand Dollars, Tranquility, Ebb and Flow, Showdown, The Great Divide, Five of Everything, Boom Shanka

Least Favorites: Friday Afternoon, The Call

Weezer - Make Believe
52

Weezer but 75% of the tracks are the same, slow song or annoying

Favorites: Perfect Situation, Haunt You Every Night, Beverly Hills, This is Such a Pity

Least Favorites: We Are All on Drugs, My Best Friend, Freak Me Out, The Damage in Your Heart, The Other Way

Incubus - S.C.I.E.N.C.E.
91

Holy shit I was not expecting this to be as amazing as it is! I also wasn't expecting it to end with a YTPMV.

Favorites: Vitamin, New Skin, Glass, Redefine, Idiot Box, Summer Romance, Deep Inside, A Certain Shade of Green, Calgone, Favorite Things
Least Favorites: Magic Medicine, Segue 1 (Hidden Track)

27

How do I even give this shit a proper review? Even the lyrics don't wanna be found!

Rebelution - Peace of Mind
84

I was shocked to see that all 5 of the previous reviews felt poorly of Peace of Mind, especially considering that on sites like RYM and Sputnikmusic, the ratings are actually positive (not saying you guys don't have a reason to dislike this). I almost thought I grew up listening to complete shit, and this is why it is important to remember: the objective opinion is almost always an illusion. There exists mass agreement, but never absolute truth of it (I mean can you even call 5 enough to ... read more

Big Baller B - Prison Sentence
33

And a deserved one at that

Dot Dot Curve :) - I Lost My Marbles
12

And so have I.

Best Songs: No Favors, Apathetic, 2010

Least Favorites: Let Me Stuff Your Gummy Bear, Off My Nutz, Moshpit, Goofy Goober, Scene Queens Give Me Wet Dreams, Dude... Where's Your Girl Dude, What In Tarnation Is That, For the Love Of God Drop Dead

LMSYGB - 0
Got Sauce On Ny Checkered Van - 11
2010 - 30
Goofy Goober - 5
Apathetic - 41
Scene Queens Give Me Wet Dreams - 1
For the Love of God Drop Dead - 3
Off My Nutz - 6
Spongebob Me Boy Get a Life - 16
prawlums - 24
Moshpit - ... read more

Maroon 5 - Love Is Like
62

Wait, this actually isn't terrible!

This is the most instrumentation I've heard from them in nearly a decade, even if it mostly still leans toward radio pop. Some of these beats are kinda sick and the production is fire. I actually feel some sort soul for the full ride, unlike Red Pill Blues and JORDI. A step in the right direction for Maroon 5 (7). Don't know how much this lasts, but we can live in the moment while we can.

Favorite Songs: Yes I Do, All Night, I Like It, My ... read more

Salst Kyann - Vértebra Por Vértebra
79

My first recommendation.
I don't listen to ambient music too often, but I have positive feelings towards this one! A few of these tracks might've felt like they were missing a few things, but I loved the vibe I got from "Exército De Máquinas De Lavar" and "Parem O Puturo Lesidiário".

Favorite Songs: Parem O Puturo Lesidiário, 7 Da Manhã, Lentes Naturais, Exército De Máquinas De Lavar, Pra Mi Hidratar, João E ... read more

Dot Dot Curve :) - Your Ears Will Bleeping Bleed
45

I can't believe I actually listened to more Dot Dot Curve :), and strangely enough, I wouldn't say I regret it. Essentially on par with Wheels Fall Off, there wasn't nearly as much to be amused by, but sounds better production wise. Dare I say somewhat of a fun listen, even. This is also the beginning of Spanky's obsession with screaming at doorbells and putting it in songs (not sure exactly if that's gonna stay but whatever). Dumb, Grating, and ... read more

Elodie Adams - Born To Love You
99

CRIMINALLY underrated song. Was really satisfying to hear after getting the good ending in New 'n Tasty after several years of not playing it.

Imagine Dragons - LOOM
62

"Honey, the dragons are imagining again!"

Favorite Songs: Wake Up, Fire in These Hills, Nice to Meet You, Eyes Closed, In Your Corner
Least Favorites: Take Me to the Beach, Gods Don't Pray

The Faggets - WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SHIT
4

I don't know why, but something about this felt very January 1st, 2021 to me. It really is an appropriate release date for this crap.

Blood On The Dance Floor - Hyper Viper
8

We did not need anymore BOTDF post-2019

Also this POS sounds like a teenage Watto

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