June 28th Review Marathon (Part 5/7)

The length of this album sadly poisons the well of what is actually a very advanced rap album. Remove the 4 or 5 dud songs from this album, and you have one of the strongest female rap albums to date.

June 28th Review Marathon (Album 4/7)

This is my first full listen to this artist so I am very interested to see how this goes.

Samurai: Goes Hard
Mumble Rap: Goes Hard
Cake: Goes Hard
Palaces: Goes Ok
No. 1 Headband: Goes Hard
Bigfoot: Goes Hard
Outside: Goes Hard
Til Eternity: IS INSANE

THIS ALBUM GOES HARD

June 28th Review Marathon (Album 3/7)

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HOLY SHIT THEY KINDA FIGURED IT OUT.

THIS OPENING TRACK CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD CHRIST, why does it go so hard???, obviously there are still some issues but now instead of it sounding like car commercial mush, they found a way to make it... FUN and ENJOYABLE and EXCITING AND ACTUALLY KINDA SOUNDS LIKE ROCK. Dan's vocals actually rock a bit in this song same goes for 'Eyes Closed' 'Nice to Meet ... read more

June 28th Review Marathon (Album 2/7)

All the bots in the reviews, like really?

"EXPERIMENTAL MUSIC" and not to throw shade or anything but Camilla actually has Stans? This is BRAT for people who think Water is too spicy, She is the simple plan of Hyperpop

Nah this is not as bad as I thought it was gonna be but jeez. this album is only 32 Minutes, but it feels like hours. She thinks she is the shit bitch when she isn't even the sound of the fart, or maybe it is because this ... read more

June 28th Review Marathon (Album 1/7)

This album is absolutely gorgeous, and everything that I hoped it would be! Nai Palm's Vocals are the shit! and the whole experience just sounds so nice, even the harsh parts and just when you think the song is starting to get boring, they always find a way to drag you back in, with some of their most accomplished work to date which demonstrates a few veteran stripes as well.

'Dreamboat' is an excellent opener for this project, no question, ... read more

The up and coming Argentinian artist Emilia, improves immensely from her debut, with a 2000’s inspired dance pop album.

The album feels so chill and laid back, you don’t have to think too much going on around you, it’s just nice music, with a pint of nostalgia, finding a unique lane for herself. Unfortunately the songs from track 8 onwards is where the album goes downhill, but the first 8 tracks are good enough for people to want to revisit this. And I think she has the ... read more

Beyonce effectively creates an album inspired by multiple sects of House and Dance Pop, to create a groovy, vibey and even liberating album. This album has so many highlights, every track has its own unique identity and Beyoncé slays her performance as usual, it’s going to be a while before we find another artist like her.

Not the best Beyonce project, but she had a big point to prove with this album, and I think she accomplished it for the most part, a part of my issues with the album is the overuse of interludes, none of the songs are bad though, at their worst they are just very ok. This album still slays though

Reviewing terrible albums to show people that Slut Pop: Miami is not a 0/100 part two.

HOW THE FUCK DID THIS ALBUM GO UP ONE POINT ON THE WEBSITE IT IS BUSIC THAT YOU TURN OFF BRAD WAS RIGHT HOLY SHIT.

Rating terrible albums to show people that Slut Pop: Miami is not that bad part one.

Oh my god, get the fuck off my ship.

+1 point because the name of the record label caught me really off guard and started giggling a bit. Also for I guess having a capable flow. Never turning on this album again.

And they call Kim Petras disgusting.

I find it incredibly hard to rate albums that I enjoy, because I struggle to put some of them into words. So imma just write down little plot points of things that I like to start off with, The vocals on this album are absolutely beautiful, I am in love with the sounds and the lyrics on this album as well. this is one of the best, if not the best post 2000’s disco album of all time.

YOU NEVIR KARED AT ULLLLLL. And yes you are right Mario Judah, I never cared at all, especially after this album.

How to piss on an artists grave without actually pissing on it tutorial

See my pfp? Without the slight grin, that was me, the whole listen. This album adds a new flavour of Bad ice cream to my wall (CMTFC) Comedy Music That Fails Comedically.

As an example, When you have a bad movie, at least there are parts of it that are enjoyable, but when you make a bad COMEDY, it becomes insufferable because you don’t have that element of its so bad it’s hilarious. like if you made a bad horror, it could be really funny how the dumb the characters choices are, ... read more

A lot of my thoughts about this album do carry over from my thoughts on ‘Slut Pop: Miami’ so you can read my review on that album if you haven’t already.

More mastered and not as flawed as Slut Pop: Miami, also is a lot better and daring lyrically and the songs feel more complete, specifically due to their longer length and lesser tracks on the album as well.
This album is pretty enjoyable, despite at its worst it does sound like scrapped Cupcakke songs specifically ... read more

Ok I have no idea who Acidgvrl is so if there is any controversies that surrounds them let me know, this album stinks, it stinks so hard. Inspired by Todd’s Cinemadonna series One of the only fun parts of reviewing the albums that I have given single digit numbers, is that most of them are bad in completely different ways. For the ones that I reviewed.
- Elevation (Empty as Fuck)
- Welcome to the Madhouse (Obnoxious)
- Crybaby (Bad Writing Disguised As Wit)
And ‘You Stupid Pink ... read more

Thanks for 20 followers you guys are amazing!

It feels really weird to say but I actually had a bit of fun listening to this, this album is definitely Overhated, but there is not enough going for it for me to fully praise it, even if it is still enjoyable to me. First of all I love the TV show theme aesthetic that Kim is going for on these projects, and I would have loved it even more if it wasn’t produced by he who must not be named, which knowing what he has been accused of, makes the ... read more

Good shit. But I will never forgive the United States for letting this game flop. It did great in Japan, but it flopped in the US so they never released the game in Europe… Tasteless? Maybe.

What did I tell you all!, I mean yeah it is a stale Piano ballad, but sometimes I deadass love watching artists improve, it’s a shame that this is probably go right over Fantano’s head. She is genuinely trying to find her style

Big fan of this EP. Red Velvet ONE AGAIN, add to their ultra impressive catalogue, having the most impressive discography in K-pop Period.