FINISHED THE LIVE LISTENING!!! I do not care enough to make this all into an actual review. Also yes, WAP is an 80 for me. Cry about it.

Edit One: The first track is actually pretty alright!
Also, why is Janet Jackson on this album?.

Edit Two: Ok, this album definitely is exceeding what I was expecting for a 2025 Cardi B album.

Edit Three: Up to the Selena Gomez collab, and I believe I hear a Ringtone in the background? Oh Nevermind I don’t think so, was gonna jokingly make a Nokia ... read more

Listening to another album that is in a language that I do not speak!.

What made me want to listen to this one titled "I'm going crazy" is this honestly great album cover. Like this cover is a vibe and a half.

One track in... I really do not think I'm gonna like this... This album just sounds WRONG. It sounds very Charli and I love Charli but... Why is it like this? @Pablodmz was right this album is a HEAD-ACHE, and I'm not talking JADE.

A part of me really wants to ... read more

FUCK RCA FUCK RCA FUCK RCA FUCK. UGH I HATE LABELS SO MUCH DUDE!!!, THIS ALBUM COULD HAVE SAVED 2025'S POP SUMMER GOD DAMMIT.

As JADE said on Drag Race UK: “That’s So Upsetting”

I have reviewed all the songs on here, just having a quick and justified crash out first.

You know that feeling when you see an album rollout that just doesn’t make any sense to you? Take those feelings, multiply them by 10 and you have my feelings on the ‘That’s Showbiz ... read more

“Shikitah”

I was gonna do a special review as some special things have happened recently but I have had wayyy to big of a week so I won’t have time to so it’s gonna be another belated event review sorry…

Underwhelmed, bored, Sabrina’s most uninteresting and fine work so far… It’s not BAD… I just do not care at all about it, and the reason why is because… it’s not very good.

I always thought this was gonna be her lowest ... read more

The way she says "Don't, click, play" on the adlib in the title track is weirdly infringing on "Don't, Tap, The Glass" did anybody else spot that?

I was not feeling this album at all... I have a weird relationship with Ava Max, my Katy Perry placebo, when I used to watch Mikes Mic on the daily she was my BIAS, he literally said himself on his podcast, three things the he fights for everyday is:
- His life
- Ava Max
- Banana Flavour

Since then she has pretty much ... read more

What makes music private? Not making a one liner here I’m genuinely asking.

Edit: Of COURSE it's The Arts Desk that prevents Deftones from getting a critic must hear, holy cow they love giving out 60's randomly... smh, my head

Been familiar with Deftones through their album White Pony, haven’t listened to that album in full yet but from what I heard from it, I knew exactly why people were PUMPED for a new Deftones album. I didn’t listen to any of the singles prior ... read more

Been familiar with this artist through my sister recommending me to them particularly through the album 'Erotic Probiotic 2', and I will say! this was pretty well constructed, pretty surprised that he isn't garnering more attention by this point tbh.

I just really like Marcus's voice, the way this guy sings fits in with his songs very well, a very low-key welcoming tone his voice and this album puts forward. Some of the tracks on here can be called kind of whatever but ... read more

I.. am off to the races.

I CANNOT wait, for her to drop a full album, because I expect it to be a MAGNIFICENT sight.

Meh… nothing special at all…

Man all the people we expected to be dropping garbage like Maroon V, mgk, etc are just not living up to their usual standards of shittyness like what the hell?.

I need something to shit on soon though, Jojo Siwa I am counting on you to come in clutch with an album. Because this… is not satiating my thirst for cringe like JORDI did…

What? I like garbage sometimes.

Do you guys wanna hear HYPERYOUTH or STAR LI- nah… just the new JV&B for me… I don’t know much at all or care about Chance The Rapper sorry… maybe later today I’ll listen, but it’s an hour long and not right now…

Wow Joey Valence and Brae… Three great albums in a row, must be a new record!. Dang 2025 is a gooood year for not just Rap but Rap Duo’s huh?

And in my opinion, this is probably their best one yet.

Every bit as ... read more

EDIT 2: (TW: references to DV, Self-Harm and Lore Drop from me).

It’s one thing losing your partner of 2 years, it’s another thing, losing Fox.

WELP… my old review aged goddam fucking poorly… I am 100% gonna keep this here below my new review though as a reminder that… for a hot second… he did look like he was about to be on a redemption arc… but holy shit did he make a NOSEDIVE after I made that review… he went from stuff that ... read more

No Wun is gonna take you seriously if you keep making your albums titles, especially your recent ones fail the TTMPWAT test…

TTMPWAT is something I made up for (Time Taken Making Pun With Album Title) which this Wun failed in Wun minute. No forgive me, Wun second.

Gunna is an artist that for Wun I have always heard was incredibly mid, and they are mostly right.

I do hope this is the last Wun as well and as I said on Central Cee’s “Can’t Rush Greatness” If you ... read more

Yeah… I don’t think my words are gonna make much meaningful value on this one… I do not have the government clearance to speak about this album, because I am just not too good with lots of layered lyrics and… length… but I can say… objectively? This is great.

I just don’t have the clearance to speak about this album pretending I’m as passionate as everyone else is about it, which I am passionate… but there are reviewers who have put a ... read more

I’m gonna be honest.

I was incredibly worried that I was not going to like this one… Amaarae is such a good artist, she is so unique in the current sphere and Fountain Baby is one of my favourite albums ever.

And when I heard this album was going in a Club Music direction I was pretty disappointed especially after S.M.O at the time didn’t leave a very good impression on me at all.

But fortunately… I was proven wrong, it’s pretty dang good!. But I don’t ... read more

Is it just me, or is Yves possibly the best K-Pop solo artist… EVER?. I’m not using that lightly, and I genuinely think she is going to start breaking through the mainstream with this EP. Sucks it will probably just be for the PinkPantheress collab but whatever, any attention brought to my GOAT is a win for me.

This is such a well constructed and thought out EP that it’s kind of remarkable, you don’t see consistently like this every day. Every song has a unique flavour ... read more

@GabrielAOTY

Please start sending me these recs because I feel excluded. I had to find it myself… I don’t care if it’s garbage like this.

Thank you.

I might be one of the only people on the internet who barely knows anything about TTDC except for some of the characters and a compilation of Jax out of nowhere.

I always wondered why singles from this show have become a punching bag on this site then I remember the Gabriel Effect exists!

Yay.

Hits harder than the goddam Pitbull Tonka Truck... I did not expect Slayyyter to make a song more large scale in terms of intensity than James Dean but she really did! and holy shit is it brilliant.

This is my first full Renee Rapp album listen and it’s pretty consistent, there are some things that do drag it down but when it does hit? It hits!.

First of all there are the three singles, ‘Leave Me Alone’, ‘Mad’ and ‘Why Is She Still Here?’ All of which are AMAZING.

Renee ability to write catchy and memorable hooks is 100% a strong suit of hers, that hook on Leave Me Alone and Why Is She Still Here lowkey slays me every-time I hear it, and Mad ... read more

We are not allowed to complain about “Singing in Cursive” ever again… except for maybe Tones that’s an exemption to the rule but..

Holy, Holy Shit, this is so ass how come nobody told me!?! This is like the ‘UNHEALTHY’ of 2025. An album released by a misguided artist that has a series of songs that sound nowhere near close to being their own, which is 100% the case here.

I WANT YOU TO LOVE MIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEIIIIIIIIEEEIIIIIIII. This Is genuinely… ... read more

The drummer from Magdalena Bay, Nick Villa, has given us an album.

This is a neat, bite sized and really well constructed mini-album.

The album features some incredible instruments and production, which is extremely the case with the first two tracks and I think it falters a little from there in the middle before regaining energy in the last two tracks.

Where the album also does fall a bit flat for me is his deliveries on some of the songs, particularly on the track ‘WHAT’, ... read more