Tyler, The Creator - DON'T TAP THE GLASS
85

The album title says: “DON’T TAP THE GLASS”

Why is it there then?…

This album is nothing incredible, but a nice surprise that we got from Tyler who I am seeing in August btw!.

This album has what I consider to be some of Tyler’s best BANGERS, especially with songs like ‘Sugar On My Tongue’ or ‘Ring Ring Ring’ the beats and flow are smooth as a hot knife gliding through butter.

Tyler said this was not gonna be a concept album, and I ... read more

JoJo Siwa - Bette Davis Eyes
NR

The vocals… are BAD…

I am not gonna spend time explaining in depth this song… if I have to review another artist like this… that’s when you will really know I’m washed…

Justin Bieber - SWAG
48

Ok but can we be fr for a second.

I was literally JUST thinking about Justin Bieber today and I checked the news page on AOTY and see that he released an album… and yeah… it’s a mediocre Justin Bieber album… 100% not as laughable as Changes or Justice were though which is a plus.

This album isn’t too bad… it’s only like… Five Eighths bad. This album is a bit too long to be consistent, and a bit too safe to be interesting. Not horrid ... read more

BLACKPINK - JUMP
70

Not bad!. Now that BLACKPINK is back, YG, can you guys kill BABYFLOPSTER now?

Been following BLACKPINK for a while and this is honestly up there for one of there best songs. It’s GOOD, but not doing much to be great, just pretty inoffensive.

I don’t really know how to feel about them reuniting honestly… I really do not like or trust YG Entertainment, but I do think we will potential get some good work from this…

Clipse - Let God Sort Em Out
90

“Yellow Diamonds look like Pee-Pee”.

EDIT: LOL… I JUST FINISHED LISTENING for the second time and Spotify auto played the song ‘Shallow’ by Lady Gaga for me… and it’s like… what a choice of mood switch…

JEEZ. First album since 2009 and it’s THIS GOOD?. This is my first ever experience with a Clipse album, which by the same token also makes it my first full Pusha T and Malice album experience.

This album has a LOT of texture and ... read more

Dixie - a letter to me
29

And I thought Gracie Abrams was boring…

WHAT?

This is an album from 2022 made by Charli’s Sister. curiosity killed the cat on this one and I just had to check this album out especially after hearing Whales album and really enjoyed it… and I’m burning that cat in the goddam incinerator.

Addison Hydrated Whale Rae debut better plus L plus Ratio.

To be clear I know nothing about Skin & Bone and Charli’s Sister, as long as they are not committing crimes I ... read more

chibi - Dear Mocha, I Hope You’re Happy PT.1
70

Pour one out for Mocha. R.I.P. 🕊️

One of the best User projects I have heard so far honestly. Great narrative and theming that is conveyed extremely well, and a lot of effort was put into this like DANG.

Thanks Chibi!

Kesha - .
65

Take me to the best Sex Shop… B̴̨̻͍̩͔̯̺̌̎̈̇̿I̷̢̡̧̪͇͉͖̳̹̘͗̄T̵̢̟̬̣͎̱̮͆̈́̾̐̂̑̂̕͝C̷̤̬̭̠̦͕͓̅̋̃͊̅̃͆̚͜H̸̼͇̭̄̉̌̐̽͋̔͛̂͘!̷̡͈̟̟̞̣̾
I… Wish I enjoyed this more…

Look I have to be one of the biggest Kesha fans and defenders on this site and I am BEYOND HAPPY that Kesha is now free from Dr Puke and now she can make her own music and be her own person… but I wasn’t really anticipating anything ... read more

Fox Stevenson - Sunk Cost Fallacy
80

Wow… this album is a vibe and a half.

Incredibly kooky, inventive, brilliant usage of drum and bass and music that would make people punch the air in joy, and no I am not biased to like him for the obvious reason this is legitimately… great… also just the right level of nostalgic and dramatic.

Never once does this album feel empty, and while this album is not FULLY for me… this score kind of represents what I got out of this album and how much I KNOW people will ... read more

underscores - Music
100

SOTY Potential… Man you fell off Carti, you fell off.

Imagine if underscores was tasked with making a PRODUCT like-song? You get this.

Genuinely I am consistently impressed by everything this legend does…

KATSEYE - BEAUTIFUL CHAOS
61

This EP is… Not Bad!

Yeah it can be a bit messy like the album cover. Which speaking of, I don’t think helicopters are gonna come for help just laying on top of your cars like that… Pretty middle of the road (get it?) opinions on this EP here… it is very much a mixed bag.

Now… you may be asking “Fox Mcloud. Why do you have a Gwen Stefani profile picture?” And that is because I really want KATSEYE to do a cover of ‘Wind It Up’ ... read more

Lorde - Virgin
82

🩻The Lorde And Saviour let’s hear it for the album of the year!

Oop… sorry what WAS that?. (Ok I’ll stop with the puns I promise)

Okay, it’s not THAT good… but this album has such powerful themes around it that is consistently felt throughout the album, while maybe not going as far as you may hope, is a very consistent body of work.

I am SHOCKED that people are not clicking with this album as much as I am… I am consistently seeing people call ... read more

KATSEYE - Gabriela
60

Manon all the way.
MANON ALL THE WAY. She ate that video.

Someone who only became my bias in KATSEYE because she happens to share the name of Manon from Street Fighter 6 who is my favourite new character from that game… is just such a fun presence.

And yeah… this song is a MASTERPIECE compared to Gnarly and I’m happy to see Daniela get to have a full solo bridge that embraces her roots… but still not amazing though… BUT I will say… KATSEYE are ... read more

Benson Boone - American Heart
35

This album is a bit of a weird one for me.

On the one hand I’m like FINALLY. A Benson Boone hate train in our world…

But on the other hand… I see people giving this album 0’s and 10’s and like… No?

Yeah… he is making it a mission to sound as obnoxious as possible… even more so than ‘Beautiful Things’ I feel like because of how he was criticised for his previous album, he tried upping the antie on his presentation a bit more, ... read more

Björk - Post
95

Made my username the colours of Post for Bjork.

I am going to make this review a bit brief because I really do want to do a Bjork deep dive review journey someday.

Have you guys seen the Army of Me music video? it is one of my personal favourite video's and Bjork defeats a dentist gorilla in a battle... Guess we have the solution to the 100 men vs One Gorilla battle.

That aside this album, while not my favourite Bjork album, that's more due to it's INTENSE competition, But I ... read more

ARTMS - Club Icarus
80

That is not a club on the album cover... That's a Subway Station, because they are ON THEIR WAY TO THE CLUB. they are going to BREAK DOWN THAT DOOR OF THE CLUB, Don't be mad at ARTMS because they were late you shouldn't have started the party early.

What an opening 'Club for the Broken' is, absolutely incredible and on par with their former group's # opening.

The title track I found to be just ok. 'Obsessed' however is a massive bop, so many nice ... read more

M.I.A. - SAFE
15

What the hell gappened here.

How did she go from M.I.A to sounding like Shien version of M.I.A?

Sounds so tired while making this… she had two hours of sleep and decided I AM GOING TO MAKE A SONG!.

McKinley Dixon - Magic, Alive!
93

What the hip hop hell is this? Wow…

I have been familiar with McKingly Dixon (Apologies for the misspell, I really had to get around that it not the word King, in there). for a while now. Not just from Fantano but also from my sister, learning about him long before I did.

This is a rap album that has grabbed Woolworths… FUCKING AUTOCORRECT!!!!! LIKE… WOOLWORTHS?…

This is a rap album that has grabbed the community in a way that no other Rap album has in a while, I ... read more

Sfera Ebbasta - SANTANA MONEY GANG
15

La pipì è nelle palle

So che ci sono stati molti album trap europei in circolazione. Non ne ascolto molti perché ho sentito dire che sono piuttosto "brutti". Ho ascoltato questo e l'album dei Bambi e... sì.

Non riesco a spiegare appieno perché suoni così male. È un mix di una produzione davvero patetica. E sembra che non gliene importi niente della carta. Considerando i due album che ho ascoltato, sembra che ci sia molta trap ... read more

Busta Rhymes - Dragon Season... The Awakening
10

Edit: why does he sound like a Medieval dragon discovering rap?. (I guess that is the goal).

Alrighty! It’s time review more shit! Yes now that I am not as barraged by assessment work! I can do what I enjoy!.

Oh my god? Dragons! Like the imagined ones! First time hearing this. Let’s try it out.

Edit 1: 🙂… 😶‍🌫️… 😐…

I am picturing him talking to me as a literal dragon and it’s making the experience really funi, he do be sound like a ... read more

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