Shawn Mendes - Shawn
55

That cover of ‘Hallelujah’ is absolutely feral…

At least Shawn Mendes is now a lot more listenable than he used to be. Holy cow his music used to be terrible and it made me lowkey hate the radio for a bit.

Glad he seems happier, but I simply do not care enough to give this another listen... 30 minutes of, white guy with acoustic guitar, the kind of artist that Shawn Mendes was destined to become.
The singles were not that bad at all though!

Just gonna say that Wendy ... read more

Poppy - Negative Spaces
86

WAIT HOLD ON IM AT THE DENTIST… POSTING FULL LENGTH SOON, ALONG WITH THREE OTHER REVIEWS I DID. AHHHH.

The title track is in my top 15 favourite songs of the year.

This was my first ever full Poppy Album. I have heard some of their music prior to this album, kind of mind blown that the person that made ‘Fashion After All’ is the same person who made ‘I Disagree’, And her previous album 'Zig' was a bit disappointing, so I was VERY interested to listen ... read more

Yves - I Did
80

This is all of the things I liked about Yves's first solo EP and AMPED IT THE FUCK UP!

All of the songs feel well fleshed out, and this album does not waste a single beat. Not writing much because I am prepared for the grind tomorrow... Boy will my fingers be tired.

Bali Baby - Mother
28

What the fuck did I just listen to?

Firstly I’m pissed off that ‘Baylor Swift’ is no longer on streaming which contains her best material

And Secondly, what the hell is this debut?

Bali Baby is an odd artist and most of the time I don’t enjoy some of her stuff, but she can actually make amazing music at times, she is nothing special or anything but she has created GEMS such as ‘Electrical’ or ‘Iggady Remix’ I used to think they were guilty ... read more

Grimes - Geidi Primes (Nightcore Edition)
20

Let me tell you why this doesn’t work.

I wasn’t the biggest fan of the original Geidi Primes which is around a 5/10 for me, it is a very flawed album that does not do a whole lot beyond the surface and never gives you too much of a reason to stick around. The elements that I did like from the album were the raw instruments and distortion and the nice layered vocals on songs like ‘Zoal, Face Dancer’ and ‘Feyd Rautha Dark Heart’.

I get that the original ... read more

Tom MacDonald - You Missed
NR

To give hope in these unsure times:

This is traumatic and horrifying for many people and it may seem like there is no way out now, but don’t let the fact that he is in power prevent you nor lose hope in advocating for a better future with better leaders.

Just like we did during his first term in 2016-2020 with the BLM and MeToo movements, Remember, We held our values up strong before and we will do it again, Together we are stronger than one person and we need to make it clear to the ... read more

Dax - Pain Paints Paintings
0

Now THIS is main character syndrome.

First of all I would like to say thank you to everyone for 450+ followers! I was gonna do a milestone review on a good album at 400 Followers but I was insanely busy these past two weeks where I needed to be ‘On’ all the time, So I didn’t do a whole lot of reviewing in that time, Plus I put out my TGI review which is my most popular review to date and I am still very proud of, but it did take a bit out of me, especially due to what came ... read more

Dax - Eminem "Houdini" Remix
0

The worst part is… he really thinks that he is eating… so I almost feel bad. Emphasis on almost.

And yes I know that is him with a watermelon on the album cover.

Mount Eerie - Night Palace
82

Not my cup of tea in some areas… but fucking beautiful.

Lil Uzi Vert - Eternal Atake 2
22

Hmm…

I was mixed one their previous album ‘Pink Tape’ but I did enjoy some elements from it.

This album however has very distracting flaws. One of the issues is Uzi’s flow and vocals… Jeeezus… added with his dips into rage rap being very rough.

I did not find a lot at all to enjoy in this sadly.

Lil Xan - Diego
37

The way that I was so unaware that this dropped.

Lil Xan's infamous debut LP 'Total Xanarchy' dropped back on the Sixth of April 2018. Cut to the sixth of September 2024, or the 29th of October when I was made aware of this album, I did wonder, What did Lil Xan have to say after being away for so long?

Nothing. He said nothing new.

Don't get me wrong it is bliss compared to his debut, but this shit is just so outdated and Lil Xan still sounds like a teenager, while also ... read more

Tyler, The Creator - CHROMAKOPIA
95

DICKRIDING TIME!

‘I killed you’ is a masterpiece. Also Sexy Redd kinda nailed it on ‘Sticky’. Also why is ‘Balloon’ so low rated? That is criminal.

Finished The Album: This was so worth it, I loved all the moments on it from the simple to the experimental. I loved that I got to listen along with everyone!.

Lady Gaga - Disease
90

SANCTUARY!!!!!!!

Halsey - The Great Impersonator
85

Win: Earned

Fantano is wrong. His review is just wrong on so many levels to the point that I don’t want to go into it because a lot of others have already talked about it, everyone knows it was kinda fucked up what he was saying and he still has yet to show some remorse… with that aside however!

If you had told me in 2020 that I would be excited for a Halsey album I would have laughed. But now four years later and now I literally have a pfp for her album that I have ended up ... read more

Justin Bieber - Yummy
NR

Lady Gaga and Beyoncé seem to have poisoned the food of the wrong restaurant.

Yes I know about the new alleged lore about the video regarding the Did that Did it. The song still sucks though.

JoJo Siwa - Karma
NR

I would call this is the worst thing she has ever done if I never heard about her Draco Malfoy Thirst Traps.

YOUNG POSSE - ATE THAT
52

Conflicted Emotions.

On one hand this rules, on the other hand this group really scares me.,,

This is definitely the better end of the more hip-hop influenced K-Pop that has come out this year, it has some stellar production work on it and despite the cringe in some places, I can't fully hate on this. I loved the title track but I gotta admit they were pushing it a little bit.

Their flows are good, but that is common in K-Pop anyways. The GTA references in the music and in the video ... read more

aespa - Whiplash
57

Meh.

I am a pretty big fan of aespa, And I know that they could do better than this.

This album mostly feels like scraps left over from 'Drama' and 'Armageddon' and in general the album does not really have a set direction in my opinion. And even If I love them going back to their experimental roots, this is still weaker than 'Savage' on many fronts.

'Whiplash' is a pretty good song but kinda disappointed me with the song title, Like it's called ... read more

Lauryn Hill - MTV Unplugged No. 2.0
60

𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐖𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐒 #𝟖
𝐌𝐓𝐕 𝐔𝐧𝐩𝐥𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐍𝐨. 𝟐.𝟎 𝐛𝐲 𝐋𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐲𝐧 𝐇𝐢𝐥𝐥

This whole live show was just kinda awkward. Nothing more.

Performance-wise this is not too bad or anything, Just sounds like your local coffee shop singer except Lauryn blew out her voice the night before this performance which yeah... It sounds below average in a lot of parts. But every other aspect of this ... read more

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