SOPHIE - SOPHIE
40

I do really enjoy some of the songs on here but some of the others I just feel like "This can't be all it is". With a lot of glaring flaws including wasted notes... meagre performances and the album in general being a unimpressively mild attempt at creating an Ambient/EDM record.

‘The Dome’s Protection’ If I wanted to listen to Loyalty Free Meditation music I could just look it up on YouTube, I didn't think I would be saying that about a Sophie Album.
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Tory Lanez - DAYSTAR
0

Proper, A-Grade, Emotionally Empty, C$&T.

I felt like getting angry today.

Look, I didn’t give a 0 to Welcome to the Madhouse…
I didn’t give a 0 to ELEVATION…
I didn’t even give a 0 to that Jax album…

But at least those albums were not fundamentally built on negative intentions and voluntarily going out of its way to hurt others, THIS ALBUM IS.

Just like that me&me album that I refuse to review, the basis of what this album is founded on and ... read more

Doechii - Alligator Bites Never Heal
73

I truly feel like I’m hearing the future.

A bit late to the party I know.

Doechii has an amazingly fresh style, which for me is reminiscent of early Wolf era Tyler and some Doja in the best ways.

My main problem has to do with some of the songs being cut very short at times. Other than that this is still a great mixtape.

22

You can't say my review is bad because it is Satire.

TLDR: 143 is a horrible attempt at reiving someone career without properly understanding why at all they were initially popular, and will be remembered as one of Pop music's biggest embarrassments.

Katy… Katy… Katy…
Oh my lord, I have waited for this day knowing it was gonna be bad, but I’m somehow more disappointed than I expected to be.

During my time on this site, Katy Perry and this album has ... read more

black midi - Hellfire
98

Only 38 Minutes? Please can I have more...

This sounds like if Bjork, Hiatus Kaiyote, Prince, El-P and David Bowie raised a child together. (Edit: And Radiohead)

This album simply just nails every note possible, to the point hat I am not sure what else to say about this album other than that it is simply amazing, no moment falls flat, with it's only crime being that it leaves you wanting more.

I straight up don't deserve to hear this for free.

I feel bad not giving it 100, maybe ... read more

Heidi Montag - 5G
8

The way this song came out 2 days ago and almost nobody knew, including me.

1 minute, 27 seconds. Make it even shorter please.

Gonna now listen to Brat to decontaminate myself.

Imagine Dragons - Thunder
6

Used to play a LOT on my radio, I actually didn’t mind the song growing up.

Then I downloaded Spotify and I discovered what music actually sounds like.

94

My new pfp is only a temporary thing don’t worry.

For those curious my new pfp is the Anglar Emperor from Starfox: Command after some operations on illegal aliens that are in prison.

This took me like 15 minutes to make, I kinda forgot how much I liked using photoshop and that I have more than a few skills on there that I use when I want to.

Ok now to the song: INCREDIBLE, NO MORE WORDS NEED TO BE SAID.

I think I’m starting to get a bit unhinged… help me

Katy Perry - I'M HIS, HE'S MINE
30

We are failing the Bechdel test with this one! ๐Ÿ‘

TWXN - I HATE TWXN
0

I legitimately would rather listen to this

https://youtu.be/5ZiC6r2y0aw

Emei - Scatterbrain
60

An odd blur between good intended songs and attempting to fit in with pop girl trends, Emei's 'Scatterbrain'

I discovered this artist randomly, I vaguely remember saving the album a few months ago, saved a few songs that I enjoyed to my 90 hour long playlist and wanted something to do so I am now reviewing this.

I know next to nothing about Emei, all I do know is that she is open about her mental health in some of her music and alludes to having ADHD which is in fact the main ... read more

Halsey - Ego
74

Halsey’s artistic evolution has been quite intriguing to watch for me. Her work has improved in droves and has found creative avenues for her music.

I wanna write more about Halsey’s development but I am gonna save that for when the album comes out.

For the uninitiated, Halsey’s upcoming album is split into 4 parts, with different sounds and aesthetics hence why the four singles are so different in sound, this was revealed with the release of the fourth single ... read more

Paris Hilton - Infinite Icon
24

The fact that I was watching her on the Grammy’s Red Carpet when she announced this…

This album is unbelievably bland, but does have some redeeming qualities unlike other albums that I have put under that label.

Toro y Moi - Hole Erth
80

Good Shit.

This album had me wearing my headphones, laying down on the carpet and chilling, it was so good.

The sound of this album is just so youthful and fresh. And Chaz Bear is one of the most effortlessly charismatic performers I have heard.

I love ‘Walking in the rain’ it is super catchy, and is THE way to get this started. The bars and hooks are very memorable and the production is great.

And don’t even get me started on ‘Madonna’

It does falter at ... read more

Queen - We Will Rock You (Megan Thee Stallion Version)
0

Holy shit Lara Trump in my previous song review was actually right… anything is possible.

Who. What. When. Where. Why. How.

Who wanted this?

What made them want this?

When did they want this?

Where did they want this?

Why did they want this?

How did they want this?

Edit: OMG ITS FOR A FUCKING PEPSI COMMERCIAL, THIS WAS RELEASED ON FREDDIE MERCURYS BIRTHDAY AND WHAT GIFT DOES HE GET FOR HIS LEGACY?

A. FUCKING. PEPSI. COMMERCIAL.

Isn’t it kinda messed up that a massive ... read more

Lara Trump - Anything Is Possible
0

If anything was possible you would be making good music.

“Don’t think, just jump”

I will, but not because you told me but because you sound like a drop bear.

*Jumps*

Unfortunately I greatly injured my leg from the fall and will be out of action on this site for 1-2 days, wanna save some of my energy for my trip to the university I may be attending, but I may write stuff anyway who knows?.

Drake - Thank Me Later
71

DrakeDiscogDeepDive #1
Thank Me Later

I am currently finding ways to get some output after the music loaded month that was August. And this was my solution.

An Acceptable debut.

This album is pretty good, not great but good. As someone that is very familiar with Drake’s later work, You can definitely see the direction he was heading in, especially with the moody production choices on the project.

While kinda weak at points, fuck does it have great moments like ‘Over’ or ... read more

Van Halen - Van Halen III
11

๐“๐‘๐€๐ˆ๐๐–๐‘๐„๐‚๐Š๐Ž๐‘๐ƒ๐’ #๐Ÿ“
๐•๐š๐ง ๐‡๐š๐ฅ๐ž๐ง ๐ˆ๐ˆ๐ˆ ๐›๐ฒ ๐•๐š๐ง ๐‡๐š๐ฅ๐ž๐ง

(Insert joke about guy’s gut and the album being bad that I am currently too lazy to think of)

If you don’t know already, through the course of the band's history, Van Halen have had three lead vocalists, David Lee Roth through the eighties and Sammy Hagar during the nineties.

In 1998 Van Halen got their hands on a new lead ... read more

Peter Cat Recording Co. - BETA  เคฌเฅ‡เคŸเคพ
87

Fireworks.

That is the key word for me with this album, with a mixture of Sophisti-Pop and Jazz music the Delhi-based band have created a very original sounding style, which is close to perfection, from the stripped back ballads to the pop bangers to the lyricism and the vocals that the band exhibits.

I have not heard an album that offers an experience that is as rich or as purely enthralling as BETA เคฌเฅ‡เคŸเคพ.

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