Boards of Canada - Music Has the Right to Children
90

boards of America: cheese has the right to burgers...im getting hungry

Jack Harlow - Monica
78

anyone rating this album negatively just hasn't realized how much blacker he got

fakemink - Terrified .
76

hi. realmink here. this guy has been pretending to be me for years, using it for rap. now he's scored a hit, and its time I told my side of the story. basically, fake mink and I were friends as kids. we lived next door to each other, it was a perfect duo. but as we got older, fake mink got evil. drugs, money, girls....all at age 9. it seems these problems still persist and have gotten worse. he's probably resorted to extreme violence and racketeering as well. maybe joined a gang. im ... read more

Talking Heads - Remain in Light
100

this is what rfk jr wants to take from you. if Tylenol causes autism im getting pregnant right fucking now and im overdosing on that shit

Bladee - Sulfur Surfer
77

even at 55 years old, we find bladee continuing to prove himself as probably the third or fourth best rapper in the Swedish game right now. Twink death is not career death.

JPEGMAFIA - EXPERIMENTAL RAP
36

I knew I wasn't going to like this going in, and I dont say that as a hater. when I heard Peggy had announced a new album and released a single I was really excited! but then I heard it, and it was boring. and then the second single released, and it was also really boring. the third single was ok, but by that point my expectations were unchangingly low.

defending Peggy's music online the past couple years has genuinely felt like the trenches, but im finally putting my foot down. I ... read more

DJ Sasquatch - Exit Only
NR

whatever go listen I guess

Action Bronson - PLANET FROG
82

this is toadally frogsome

TV Girl - Grapes Upon the Vine
83

I actually think if you dont like this you're a freak in the eyes of God He will kill you

Water From Your Eyes - Everyone's Crushed
70

I think those are called tears. why are you crying? happy or sad? you might wanna see a doctor about that. well, this is just an aoty review that you'll probably never reading...unless? everyone leave a comment if you read this review

Dijon - Baby
86

baby, baby, baby, ohhhh.....acka! sorry, you caught me in the midsection of something....I was singing my favorite song baby by Justin Bieber. dijon produced that, btw. parallels

Heatmiser - Mic City Sons
86

I really enjoyed hearing Elliott smith's vocals surrounded by slightly heavier instrumentation! it fits surprisingly well, and the songs are all pretty solid otherwise too.

D'Angelo - Brown Sugar
90

smooth as FUCK. Lowkey got like four hours of sleep the night before the morning I listened and this provided enough suave to allow me to rest but was also groovy enough to keep me awake. who needs coffee. I have dangly o

DJ Sasquatch - Library Music
NR

you guys should really hear this....PEAK!

DJ Sasquatch - POLO
NR

PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS!!!!! I WORKED HARD!!!!!!!

FUNKAYYY - FACT ATTACK
NR

my new tape.....you can listen....if you even care,,,,,sigh

Kanye West - BULLY
40

1SRAEL is the last producer id expect Kanye to be working with

Take Steps - Fighting Chance
85

LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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