hmm. good album, but should have been titled "the skateboarder". as there is a skateboarding man on the cover. nonetheless!
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as much as I tend to be a Polyphia hater, this album pleasantly surprised me, especially after turning them into a common punchline ever since I saw them open for Korn and System of a Down back in August 2025 (funny ass set by the way, only because the frontman wouldn't stop yelling the word fuck every single sentence, it was so stupid and corny and my friends and I still quote him to this day). is this record a novelty? yeah. is it shallow? yeah. but is it kinda fun? also yeah. I'm ... read more
the lynchian vocals cascade over the icy synths like clockwork, crowning riskate 2026's most devoted creative
the way this song plays during a montage in fucking Stuck On You, the 2003 comedy about a pair of conjoined twins played by matt damon and greg kinnear. what a mood shifter
genuinely awesome that Burger King is doing a "j-cole slaw" meal right now to promote this
recently found out this is the same guy who directed happy feet, super problematic stuff
I like pee as a name because I think it's something everyone can relate to. everyones gotta pee
HE WAS JUST A KID: The Album That Drove Larry to INSANITY....
I'm shitting out my pores right now trying to formulate words for this review. I have hundreds of notes in my Apple iPhone Notes app, but it's all so scatted-- Sorry, scattered....It's gibberish, is what I'm trying to say. Even my thoughts are a mess. It's been all sunshine and rainbows for a long time up in the old noggin. My mind is usually consumed entirely and constantly by Simpsons fan-fiction about ... read more
What. The. Shell? Air, this is NOTHING like Moon Safari, but...I kind of fuck heavy with it? Don't get me wrong, Moon Safari still "licks my prick", but 10,000 Hz Legend is a whole new sexual experience. Imagine you have two magic gemstones, kind of like Thanos twenty minutes into Avengers: Infinity War. One of the gemstones brings you infinite pleasure, and can show you the world...but...the second gemstone is even better: It shows you the UNIVERSE. Can someone fax this idea ... read more
Snot is typically defined by the average American as goo of the nose region. But, to those with an ear for sound, Snot is a band, and this is their self-titled first demo tape. As someone who tends to faint and bleed gushy from my nose region whenever I hear Snot's 1997 debut LP "Get Some", produced by Steven Stick and Jeremy Armstrong, I just couldn't keep my gooey fingers out of the Snot Pie. Everyone says this tape has pretty low audio quality, and that's undoubtedly ... read more
Limp Bizkit is like if the Beatles could rap. Limp Bizkit is like if Taylor Swift was a man. Limp Bizkit is like if Michael Jackson wasn't a pedophile. Wielding the qualities of all these legendary artists between the mic and his fingers, Fred Durst makes a moving case for metrosexual genocide. Limp Bizkit is probably the greatest band of the last 200 years and counting. Fred Durst almost sounds like he's about to "Fred Burst" with how much passion he puts into his ... read more
Underground hip hop used to be real tough guy shite, but this? This is chud rap. Back in the 90s, we had the best underground scene of all time. Artists like Notorious BIG, 2Pac, Biz Markie, Clipping, and even Pavement would rap their big hearts out at 8 Mile. And the ironic thing about the name 8 Mile, really, is that Eminem was rapping a whole lot faster than 8 miles per hour in that movie, if you catch my Tokyo drift here. Eminem may be a star these days, but back then, he was young and ... read more
much more Dylan than Sunshine Superman, but that's very welcome! doesn't feel like he's trying too hard to be Dylan or anything, he just nails it. its very relaxing morning time folk music.
total throwback for me! I was surprised to still enjoy Choke and Do It All the Time and even more surprised that the other two songs are pretty good too! very fun
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