Miles Davis - Sketches of Spain
89

third stream is when im duo-pissing with a buddy of mine and our weird friend decides to join in uninvited

Boris - NO
88

more like YES cuz like yooooooo

EDIT: apparently someone else already made this joke but idc im goated

Emperor - Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk
91

I always get so excited when I find a new black metal band I love but then I get a little too ahead of myself and read their wikipedia page and wow! turns out they're usually nazis. thankfully emperor isn't as bad as most though, since only their drummer is a murderer

東京酒吐座 [Tokyo Shoegazer] - Crystallize
86

aoty user kidswithguns fuck you and your whole family and circle of friends breh this shit did not make me feel like batman

Injury Reserve - Live from the Dentist Office
89

man I really wish injury reserve wasn't so big now so they could have hit my local dentist office during their iconic dentist office tour, where they only played at dentist offices. sucks that they only played the big ones :/

Kill Bill: The Rapper - RAMONA
96

"I will smoke until I stop-motion, I'm Wallace, Gromit"
wow

Jesus Belluci - Limp Pumpo
86

I kept having to pause this bc I didn't want my dad to hear me listening to limp pumpo

Avenged Sevenfold - Life Is But a Dream...
25

my friend Connor loves this album and I wish we could all be like Connor but unfortunately this album is dogwater

YABUJIN - BAROQUE
91

when people look at me I want them to think "she probably listens to yabujin"

Hi-C - High the lon35tarr mixtape 2016​-​2017
84

they call it hexD because it put a hex on my d if u know what I mean (I dont even know what I mean)

JOHNNASCUS - Sitting At The End Of The World
88

hmmmmm 🤔 this is 😳 a lot like🤨 death grips 🧐 .... whatever 😒 I still fw it😇😇😇😇

Car Seat Headrest - Twin Fantasy (Face to Face)
100

Before reading this, I’d highly recommend checking out @CyberCrasher_TV’s review of this
album, as it’s a main focus of this review, and is also just worth a read generally.

I really, REALLY love this album. I've loved it for years now, and I don't think there will be a day anytime in the foreseeable future where I listen to it and say "this album isn't perfect". And I'm really glad that so many others love this record too. However, I find myself disagreeing with ... read more

Madison Beer - Silence Between Songs
NR

glug glug glug... *southern accent* mmmmm I love me some Madison beer.....lol.. im a alcoholc

Mitski - The Land Is Inhospitable and So Are We
88

best artworks and worst artworks are somehow always at war. we are such a divided community

Juice WRLD - Goodbye & Good Riddance
78

who tf would choose "don rob" as their producer tag

Lil Uzi Vert - Lil Uzi Vert vs. The World
82

the way I see kids say this is some incredible piece of album cover art when I know for sure their ass has never heard of Scott Pilgrim outside of this album and probably dont realize its essentially a recolor

Sematary - RAINBOW BRIDGE 3
46

I DONT GET IT :(
its. wow. really blown out. like the only things you can vaguely make out are muffled vocals and drums. its wild but also was not enjoyable for me. i respect it tho tbh. i think sem's use of black metal samples is super interesting and he has a unique voice. i just wish it came together for me more often, cuz when its fun its super fun, but when its not im like bro what is this. i think its funny how he basically sings the same melody for every song 😭 whenever he uses a ... read more

Sematary - RAINBOW BRIDGE
35

this is just fueling my hatred for the triangle even more

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