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Olivia Rodrigo - the cure
Olivia Rodrigo
the cure
2026 • Single
92
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Taylor Swift - The Life of a Showgirl
Taylor Swift
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2025 • LP
30
Oct 4, 2025
Lady Gaga - MAYHEM
Lady Gaga
MAYHEM
2025 • LP
80
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Kendrick Lamar - GNX
Kendrick Lamar
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2024 • LP
87
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System of a Down - Toxicity
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2001 • LP
96
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Xiu Xiu - Always
Xiu Xiu
Always
2012 • LP
81
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Tyler, The Creator - CHROMAKOPIA
Tyler, The Creator
CHROMAKOPIA
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Tyler, The Creator - Noid
Tyler, The Creator
Noid
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Car Seat Headrest - Twin Fantasy (Face to Face)
NR

I tried to listen to this album. I only managed to get 7 minutes in before I started tearing up because it reminded of how lonely I am.

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Olivia Rodrigo - the cure
92

Olivia Rodrigo is currently the best mainstream pop artist of her generation and this single solidifies it.

Taylor Swift - The Life of a Showgirl
30

Fucking hell

Genuinely what the fuck is this. Taylor said we'd finally be getting some catchy pop tracks again and I got my hopes up. I love 1989 and the stuff I've heard from Red so far so I was hoping she would finally go back to doing stuff on those albums. I was so tired of Taylor trying to be Lana Del Rey so I was glad she was going back to what we know works, OR SO I THOUGHT. Turns out this album is just like her last two just with less floaty production and only slightly ... read more

Skrillex - Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites
82

REVIEW #200

I keep thinking this EP is called Spooky Monsters and Nice Sprits for some reason.

This EP is kind of a look back on the early to mid 2010s era of the internet which when I first got access to the internet. Now, that was probably a massive mistake but it meant I didn't miss out on all the cool shit like MLG compilations, meme that have aged terribly and of course, Brostep. Of course, ten year old me thought that Brostep was the coolest shit ever at the time, then I sort of ... read more

Lady Gaga - MAYHEM
80

Cunt is being served on a silver platter because Gaga is back

As someone who loves late 2000s, early 2010s Lady Gaga I was really excited for this album as it felt like a return to it with the singles Disease and Abracadabra. I especially love Abracadabra because of how batshit insane the song is. Half the song she is saying random shit and it somehow works, really fucking well, and that fucking synth at the post chorus is amazing. So I was hoping that with this album we would get more batshit ... read more

Kendrick Lamar - GNX
87

This album was such an amazing surprise.

With Kendrick you can never really tell what he's going to do next and clearly he wanted to play into that by surprise dropping an entire album out of nowhere and somehow managing to hide the entire thing from leakers. It's probably one of greatest surprise drops of an album I've ever seen especially considering how inconsistent the gaps between Kendrick project are.

Now the album itself, is actually really fucking good. I am so shocked ... read more

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