It’s Almost Dry Review

Brambleton - Pharrell production is dark and moody, Pusha goes unnecessarily hard. Both oldies still sound so fresh. 9/10

Let The Smokers Shine The Coupes - Weird to say, but the beat makes me think of a softer interpretation of I Serve the Base. Pusha and Pharrell have the craziest partnership, legit nothing but bangers. 10/10

Dreamin Of The Past - Amazing how Pusha doesn’t change the style of his rapping on such a different beat, and it hits just as hard. ... read more

DAYTONA Review

If You Know You Know - Iykyk 😏 Wish Pusha’s rapping was a little more energetic, but we all know it goes hard. 9/10

The Games We Play - FUCK THIS IS GOOD. Production can’t get harder than this, the beat was made for Pusha T. Perfection can be simple. 10/10

Hard Piano - This is so great. A simplistic beat with a definite trap influence allows for Pusha and Rick Ross to take control over the song, and their chemistry is really good. 10/10

Come Back Baby - Crazy ... read more

Friday Night Lights Review

Too Deep for the Intro - Super smooth, Cole reaches his element with his awesome storytelling. I really love it, all I can say is the chipmunk chorus is a little overpowering, let Cole take Control! 9.5/10

Before I’m Gone - This is top 10 Cole. Everything about this song is perfect, the beat, Cole releases one of his best verses ever on verse 1, and it feels so real. 10/10

Back to the Topic (Freestyle) - This is hard. Cole shows his awesome technical ability, ... read more

I Am Not a Human Being II Review

IANAHB - The piano instrumental is great, but Lil Wayne releases some of the most terrible verse I’ve ever heard. “I’m in the ocean getting shark pussy.” THE FUCK are you on bro? 3/10

Curtains - Not terrible, Wayne actually brings some decent energy alongside a cool beat. But some wacky bars and too much auto-tune really damage the song. 6/10

Days and Days - 2 Chainz is mid, Wayne sounds edgy and annoying as fuck, the beat is nothing. ... read more

Bastard Review

Bastard - So dark, but so intoxicating in its depth. 8/10

Seven - I swear this album and Goblin represent a politician’s intention, and Flower Boy covers it up with a smile 😳 7.5/10

Odd Toddlers - MF DOOM! MF DOOM! MF DOOM! MF DOOM! ONE BEER! ONE BEER! ONE BEER! 8.5/10

French! - Fuck you this is hard. 9/10

Blow - Weirdly laid back and enjoyable. Jack confuzzled. 8.5/10

Pigs Fly - Not bad at all, just relatively uninteresting. 7/10

Parade - I’m surprised how ... read more

KIDS SEE GHOSTS Review

Feel The Love - The production is great, but Pusha T’s verse felt very formulaic and egotistical and it came across poorly. Also Kanye SHUT THE FUCK UP! Holy spazzing out on this beat. 6/10

Fire - Cudi and Kanye kept it simple, shared solid verses, plus that Cudi bridge is wonderful. That production is also very hard. 9/10

4th Dimension - Did bro really turn a 1930’s song into a psychedelic masterpiece!? Kanye’s verse is great, but he went into the ... read more

HNDRXX Review

My Collection - A pretty hard opening, allowing Future to do his thing. 8.5/10

Comin Out Strong - Really really good. The Weeknd continues his string of features with heavenly vocals, Future really loves dih. “ONLY TIME I FEEL ALIVE IS WHEN I TASTE DIIIH! 9/10

Looking Exotic - The beat is so damn hard, Future didn’t need to contribute much for this to be a banger. 9/10

Damage - The spacey, druggy feel is decent, but nothing out of the ordinary. 7/10

Use Me - The ... read more

Revenge of the Dreamers III Review

Under the Sun - The sample switch up is super cool, Cole’s verse is fire, Lute is good, DaBaby is probably the only rapper to OUTRAP Cole! Absolute banger. 10/10

Down Bad - It is cool but it is a little annoying with the production. JID fire as always. The features deliver. 8.5/10

LamboTruck - Really annoying, simply a pointless track. 5/10

Swivel - Heavy mumble rap, hard to decipher. It is boring and yet again forgettable. 5/10

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Tha Carter Review

Walk In - Pretty dope, the beat doesn’t do much, let’s Wayne take charge, which is good yet his flow feels a little fractured. 8/10

Go D.J. - The rapping is good, but the production is relatively stale. Plus that “GO D-JAAAAAY” Is cringe AF. 7.5/10

This Is the Carter - Not for me. His southern flow doesn’t work with the beat in my opinion, and the spacey flow gets really annoying. Also: “THIS… THIS IS THE CARTER, SO HOLD ON TO YOUR ... read more

Watching Movies with the Sound Off Review

The Star Room - I remember listening to this song, and it was so cool in the sense that I was expecting more “cheesy” rap, and I got blown away by this guy. The beat is amazing, and the realisation that Mac can rap about real shit was even better. 10/10

Avian - Such a simple good flow, really easy to get into. 9/10

I’m Not Real - I like the way the sound is muffled to give the song a druggy, trippy vibe, but I feel like it’s ... read more

Certified Lover Boy Review

Champagne Poetry - Amazing song. The production is absolutely flawless, Drizzy’s super smooth flow and great lyricism is 🔥. Cringe elements but still amazing. 9.5/10

Papi’s Home - The sample flip is pretty cool, Drake is decent, but that transition towards the outro with Nicki was NOT THE SHIT. 7/10

Girls Want Girls - OMG GUYS DRAKE IS A LESBIAN!!!! Support this bitch. 🏳️‍🌈💕 2.5/10

In The Bible - GIVĒON didn’t deserve this ... read more

Faces Review

Inside Outside - This jazz rap is so good. For such a short song, you get so much from it. “Everybody wanna be god, besides god he wanna be like us! 🗣️🗣️🗣️ 10/10

Here We Go - “THE GUCCIVERSE!?” Beat so triumphant, I love the confidence he emits, reminds me of Tyler, except his energy came from a place of happiness…. 10/10

Friends - These adlibs are so funny. This song is deep and conflicting, this really sums up his mentality at the time. ... read more

Monster Review

Radical - The rapping is very solid, mumble at points, but it is that Metro production. Fuck it is good. 8.5/10

Monster - That raw aggression on a hard southern-trap beat is honestly nostalgic, trap is pretty dead right now. 9/10

Fuck Up Some Commas - Absolute trap classic. The legendary beat, Future is hard AF. You don’t need to go to a club to know it’s a club banger. 10/10

Throw Away - Possibly the best beat switch in rap history! Fuck you m.A.A.d city, 90210, ... read more

More Life Review

Free Smoke - Other than that god awful “FREE SHMOKE, FREE SHMOOOOOKE!” This is an absolute banger to start this “playlist.” 9/10

No Long Talk - This is shit. The flow is non-existent, Drake is trash, Griggs is even worse. 4/10

Passionfruit - Simply a vibe! Drake’s singing is great, the beat is fun. One of his best ever tracks. 10/10

Jorja Interlude - Given this is a “playlist”, why are there interludes? Still a song though. It is ... read more

WE DON’T TRUST YOU Review

We Don’t Trust You - Amazing Metro production, Future’s flow isn’t all the way there, but it is very good. 9.5/10

Young Metro - I wanted a little more from the Weeknd’s heavenly vocals, but they still add to the elite production and Future dropping bars. 10/10

Ice Attack - That switch up through the sample was so cool, the production is yet again amazing, but Future gets a little repetitive towards the back end of the track. 8/10

Type ... read more

EVOL Review

Ain’t No Time - I like the moodiness and eerie feel off this track, Future actually raps instead of mumbling every word, although it gets rough at certain stages. 8/10

In Her Mouth - THE FUCK!? That poor girl, she got the whole Future package 💀 7/10

Maybach - It is fine, the production is somewhat annoying and Future mumbles for the majority of his verses. 6.5/10

Xanny Family - Future raps fairly well, but the production is average at best, and I hate the theme on ... read more

DS2 Review

Thought It Was a Drought - Super cool beat, Future’s flow is a little spacey alongside some dodgy lyrics. It’s great, but not excellent. 8/10

I Serve the Base - Holt shit my god complex takes over when I listen to this song. That early rage beat from Metro is fucking insane. Future’s energy and scary mentality is so good. Perfect song. 10/10

Where Ya At - Great production makes up for some fairly weak verses. 7.5/10

Groupies - It is another very cool rage track, ... read more

What a Time to Be Alive Review

Digital Dash - That beat is pure heat, Future mumbles at the start but gets progressively more confident, Drizzy does his ting. 9.5/10

Big Rings - I think Drake and Future’s respective performances are disastrous, but the production simply matters more. A song saved. 7/10

Live from the Gutter - There are cool elements, but Dwizzy a wittle bit annoying and Future is aight. 7/10

Diamonds Dancing - A cool, moody feel to this, the rappers perform fairly ... read more

Balloonerism Review

DJ’s Chord Organ - That is a wonderful intro, old ethereal SZA was pretty cool, but it doesn’t quite stick the landing. 8/10

Do You Have A Destination? - Beautiful production, Mac raps pretty well, but I wanted a deeper leaning into the philosophical damn near depressing thoughts he was having at this point. 8.5/10

5 Dollar Pony Rides - Super smooth, I can’t pinpoint it but I’m feeling restricted from giving 9s or 10s. 8.5/10

Friendly ... read more

The Black Album Review

December 4th - That triumphant intro is so funny! Holy sermon aaaaah 🗣️🗣️🗣️ In all seriousness, that beat is so damn good, and that rapping is TOP NOTCH. 10/10

What More Can I Say - I mean what more can he say? It is perfect in every fashion. 10/10

Encore - Kanye cooked, Jay-Z put on just the right amount of seasoning. There is no way you can convince me that the numb remix is a good song. THAT MIX DOES NOT WORK. I do love it, but Encore seems so random. ... read more