I'm pretty much tone-deaf when it comes to production, but even I can tell this sounds like ass.

I'm sorry Spencer, but you don't have the voice to pull off hair metal.

Just sounds like a Brand X version of Cake By the Ocean

Typical boring co-worker pop.

Expected to hate this. True, it is generic, middle-of-the-road pop subgenre, but at least it can come up with a decent rhythm.

Their experimentation with pop and metal probably works better here than anything else I've heard from them, including those that I've rated higher than this one. But I can't fully embrace it because this annoying Ed Sheeran-type beat is just not my type of music at all.

Best: Man Made of Meat, The Bog Body, Uno II, Pyramid of Health, Medicine for Horses, Store Policy, You N33d Me, Best In Show pt IV

Best tracks: Lachryma, Satanized, Guiding Lights, De Profundis Borealis, Cenotaph, Marks of the Evil One

Worst: Missilia Amori

For the first half, the music is boring and repetitive. For the second half, it lessens the emotional impact of the original song.

Edit: the Paul Oakenfold remix of "Can Never Say Goodbye" is a lot better. Why isn't that on this site?

We asked ChatGPT to generate a dad rock song. This is what it gave us.

Shit got heavy so quick it qualifies as a jumpscare.

That edgelord killer clown could never...

Sponsored by the Brazil Tourism Board.

Weirdly better than the original.

I would probably find this song to be so sleazy, had I not grown up hearing it all the time on the radio.

Boring.

Best tracks: The Emptiness Machine, Cut the Bridge, Heavy is the Crown, Casualty, Two Faced

Worst tracks: Overflow, Stained

The Avengers for this corner of the metal scene.

The lyrics can veer into cheesiness, but these bands bounce off each other pretty well. And this cheesy-ish song is coming at the exact right time.

Just re-listened to it for the first time without the music video. Felt weird hearing the song without wondering what the hell I was watching.

First time I heard it, I gave it a 54 for not being particularly memorable. But now, after hearing it again, it has a good sound and is more memorable than I gave it credit for.

Really shouldn't work as well as it does.

This is the kind of thing that I should hate, but, for some reason, I don't.