Pink Guy - PINK GUY
84

Alternates between "so stupid it's genius," genuinely decent, and edgelord crap. The Santa's Brother character is an underrated satire of hip-hop about sex.

When it's good, it's good. When it's intentionally bad, it's amazing.

High Points: Bad Words, Kill Yourself, Ramen King, Dick Pays Rent, Watermellon Pussy, Ladies Man, Who's the Sucker

Low Points: Peanutbutter, Anal Beads, Do the Salamander, Erectile Dysfunction, Gibe de Pusi B0ss

The Offspring - Let The Bad Times Roll
74

Gotta love the "sounds like a fun song, but is actually dark when you listen to the lyrics" trope

The Offspring - Let The Bad Times Roll
44

Pretty messy overall. I mean, they included a single from years ago on here. The fact that it ranks among the best songs here only makes things worse.

There are a few good songs. Sadly, it's mostly from when they're at their most conservative musically. The political messaging is mostly toothless (though the title track is decent). The guitar cover of "In the Hall of the Mountain King" is... bizarre. "We Never Have Sex Anymore" is pretty much what you'd expect from a punk ... read more

The Offspring - Days Go By
54

High points: Days Go By, Turning Into You, Dividing By Zero, Slim Pickens Does the Right Thing and Rides the Bomb to Hell

Low points: Cruiisin' California, OC Guns

The Interrupters - Fight the Good Fight
77

High points: She's Kerosene, Got Each Other, Gave You Everything

Low points: none to speak of

Taylor Swift - You Need To Calm Down
34

I used to be homophobic, but then I heard Taylor Swift say that homophobia is exactly like saying bad things about her online.

Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
90

When Chris Brown is the weakest part of his own song, but everyone else is at the top of their game.

USHER - Lemme See
24

My jaw was on the floor the first time I heard Rick Ross's Trayvon Martin reference.

Anyway, Usher delivers the chorus like a twelve year old who's about to see some boobies.

Corey Feldman - Angelic 2 the Core
20

The things I do for FOMO. I just had to see how bad this really was.

This album is probably a dead horse, so I'm just going to say some of these tracks had potential, if only they were mixed well or Corey wasn't trying to do whatever he was trying to do with his voice. This review's just going to be me describing my experience listening to it.

Ascension Millennium: I was laughing through the opening skit. Maybe part of that was from me just realizing that I was actually doing this. And then ... read more

3TEETH - PUMPED UP KICKS
57

Decent but strips away everything that made the original special.

That song worked because of the contrast of the dark lyrics and the happy music. Giving the music a dark feel too kinda ruins it. And ironically makes it less disturbing, because it doesn't paint the same picture of how the killer feels about all this.

It's ill-conceived, but really good in execution. It's dark, it's nihilistic. If it was an original song, it would really be something.

Foo Fighters - But Here We Are
100

I'm not crying over a Foo Fighters album! You're not crying over a Foo Fighters album!

High points: Rescued, Under You Hearing Voices, But Here We Are, Nothing At All, Show Me How, The Teacher, Rest

Foo Fighters - Medicine at Midnight
87

Their best album since Wasting Light (at that point)

High points: Making a Fire, Waiting on a War, No Son of Mine

Low points: none to speak of

Ghost - Phantomime
70

High points: Jesus He Knows Me, See No Evil, Phantom of the Opera

Low points: None really to speak of.

Not their best work, but when is a cover album ever a bands best work, unless they do something VERY different with the music. Alright, I guess the low point is that they didn't do anything different with the music.

Their big style helps to enhance many of these songs. Although, their Phantom of the Opera cover doesn't really do much with the original, but it does a very impressive job of ... read more

Ghost - IMPERA
87

High Points: Kaisarion, Call Me Little Sunshine, Hunter's Moon, Darkness at the Heart of My Love, Griftwood

Low Points: Twenties

Ghost - Prequelle
100

High Points: Rats, Faith, See the Light, Pro Memoria

Low Points: none to speak of

Ghost - Meliora
100

High Points: From the Pinnacle to the Pit, Cirice, He Is, Absolution

Low Points: none to speak of

Ghost - Infestissumam
94

High Points: Secular Haze, Year Zero, Body and Blood, Monstrace Clock

Low Points: Idolatrine (All stand for the r/atheism national anthem.)

77

Be careful listening to it. You might cut yourself on the edge.

As in it will cut you to pieces and the band with have sex with all of those pieces and it will be brutal.

Thank god the lyrics are pretty much indecipherable.

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