Nickelback - How You Remind Me
70

The mostly forgettable but decent song that introduced the world to Nickelback. You could never tell from this song that they would end up being the most dead-horse laughing stock in existence.

System of a Down - Toxicity
100

The crowning achievement of the band behind most bizarre, ambitious, eccentric hard rock sound to ever get popular.

High points: Prison Song, Jet Pilot, X, Chop Suey, Shimmy, Toxicity, Psycho, Aerials

System of a Down - Mezmerize
94

Best songs: BYOB, Cigaro, Radio/Video, Question!

System of a Down - Hypnotize
94

High points: Kill Rock and Roll, Hypnotize, Vicinity of Obscenity, Lonely Day

Sam Smith - Unholy
67

The music is excellent at creating the dark sexy feel, even if the lyrics don't. Who would have guessed Sam Smith would be good at this kind of sound? Kim Petras verse is VERY out of place here though.

Papa Roach - Last Resort
64

Still kinda surprised that THIS was their big song. I mean, it's not bad, but just kinda generic nu-metal stuff from a band that brought us so much better nu-metal stuff.

girl in red - Serotonin
24

Yo, this is Girl In Red!

*raps about mental illness*

George Ezra - Budapest
34

Have you ever wanted to hear what it would sound like if one of the more annoying Adam Sandler characters had his voice pitch-shifted as low as it could possibly go? Look no further than this song!

lovelytheband - broken
34

Possibly the defining "hipster music" song. Not the best one. Probably not the worst. Just the most. If somebody asks what "hipster music" is, you could play this song for them, and they'd know everything about it.

Acid Bath - Paegan Terrorism Tactics
100

Most of the songs here feel like they could have actually been played on the radio in the nineties. I don't know if that was their intention to split the difference between their old sound and alternative hits, but if they were, I guess selling out isn't always bad.

This isn't as good as When the Kite String Pops, but it still delivers some of my favorites of their short run. I wish that some of these actually became hits.

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Thrift Shop
77

Macklemore really works better when he's making corny novelty songs like this, and not songs that are only corny by accident.

twenty one pilots - Stressed Out
57

A nice and relatable song, but I just wish they could think of stronger lyrics than "now we're stressed out."

twenty one pilots - Tear In My Heart
67

My taste in music is YOUR FACE!!!

Five Finger Death Punch - Jekyll And Hyde
0

Ooooooh-wee-oooooh-wee-o!!!!

Taio Cruz - Break Your Heart (Ludacris Remix)
84

Possibly the best song ever written about being an irredeemable piece of garbage.

The Ludacris verse is what really elevates it.

Taio Cruz - Break Your Heart
74

Good but missing something. Can't put my finger on it, but it's absence is ludicrous.

Panic! at the Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies
NR

Jim Carey was wrong. THIS RIFF is the Most Annoying Sound in the World.

Take some music where the verses sound like a minstrel song except more infantile. Add some really dumb lyrics. And now you've got the most baffling pop-punk song to still be held in high regard.

Pink Guy - Soulja Gonna Win / Fuck Breezy (Soulja Boy vs Chris Brown) #DUBAI
0

Basically, just Gays 4 Donald, but if the joke was already done, and this time it DOESN'T accurately capture the fanbase of it's subject.

Pink Guy - Gays 4 Donald
64

The perfect takedown of the Trump fanbase, and it was done by accident under the guise of "just being edgy."

Pink Guy - Pink Season
70

Put together better than his last album, but with worse music. More and worse edgelord songs than his debut. But it still has its moments.

I liked how he tears apart his image and much of his fanbase in I Will Get A Vasectomy. On the other hand, Small Dick makes me appreciate Lil Dicky more.

High Points: White Is Right, STFU, I Do It For My Hood, Uber Pussy, Hand on My Gat, High School Blink193, I Will Get a Vasectomy, Help

Low Points: Hot Nickel Ball on a Pussy, Nickelodeon Girls, Please ... read more

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