Kendrick Lamar - meet the grahams
94

This beef isn't fun anymore. I want off!

Anyway, great dis track.

Capital Cities - Safe and Sound
10

Basically what would happen if you took all the worst pop songs of the eighties, put them in a blender, and overplayed it to the point where, even if it was a good song, it would still be overplayed.

Disturbed - Voices
34

Sooooooaaa!!

Disturbed - The Sickness
40

Interesting how this became their most popular album - despite being by far their worst (at least that I've heard) - because of Down With the Sickness alone.

Five Finger Death Punch - House Of The Rising Sun
0

This might actually be the worst cover song to be recorded and distributed by a mainstream band.

87

A masterpiece of stupid. I wish they kept making albums like this instead of leaning in to being 4chan: The Band.

Six Feet Under - Ascension
64

Better than I was expecting. Instrumentals are great, and the voice is far less terrible, or at least it's not as noticeable.

J. Cole - Might Delete Later
54

Do you think Eminem is happy or sad that he's been dethroned as the most try-hard edgy rapper out there for just one line about trans people? (No dis to Em)

In cancel culture's vicinity, he's no killer, trust me
Beneath his chosen identity [as someone who can challenge Kendrick], there is still a pussy, period

3OH!3 - Don't Trust Me
54

Would be so much better without that bridge. Even as a teen, the Helen Keller references were shocking.

Zack Bia - DAMN!
15

It's like they set out to make 3oh!3 sound less douchey by comparison.

Billy Cobb - 2005
84

I liked this song as a kid. Now I have to relate to it.

Edit: I mean that in the least "I'm a grown-up now. Woe is me," way possible.

Nicki Minaj - Big Foot
30

Yeah, I don't know why it's THIS hated. For me, it was too forgettable to give me any kind of reaction good or bad.

Not sure why Nicki and Megan are beefing. And if this is what comes out of it, I'm not sure if I care.

But Megan's putting out better music than Nicki is now.

Edit: Okay, after a second listen, and looking into some of the lyrics, this is a lot worse now. Also what the hell was that long post-song monologue. Fuck this song.

The queen is dead.

Green Day - Saviors
80

Best tracks: The American Dream Is Killing Me, One Eyed Bastard, Dillema, 1981, Coma City, Saviors
Worst tracks: Bobby Sox, Corvette Summer

Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday
90

Really good despite Will-I-Am's efforts to tear it down.

High Points: Roman's Revenge, Right Thru Me, Fly, Moment 4 Life, Your Love
Low Points: Did It On Em, Check It Out

Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday 2
77

Putting the religious track, Blessings, alongside songs like Super Freaky girl was an interesting choice.

Best tracks: Barbie Dangerous, Beep Beep, Super Freaky Girl, Ruby Red Da Sleaze, Just the Memories

Worst tracks: Are You Gone Already, Pink Friday Girls, My Life

Nicki Minaj - Stupid Hoe
57

So stupid that it circles around to being genius.

Lil Dicky - Freaky Friday
60

If I woke up in Chris Brown's body, I'd just walk down the street, punching everybody I see in the face, solely for the rush of knowing neither me or Chris would get in trouble for any of it.

Powfu - death bed (coffee for your head)
54

This song is good in concept. Taking an excerpt from a love song and making it seem more depressing in the context of a song about a man on his death bed. But did they have to make the sample so annoyingly pitch shifted.

Powfu is not a talented enough rapper to make up for the hook, or to give the verses the power that they need.

Metallica - Kill 'Em All
84

Weak by early Metallica standards, but still changed the face of metal forever.

Justin Bieber - Yummy
0

At least Baby had the excuse of being a song for little girls.

Extremely dumb. Any other song this dumb would at least be fun. Not this time. Faithfully recreates what it's like to be dirty talked by somebody with a fetish for pretending to be a little kid. To the point where you just walk as far away as possible, and never return.

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