Should be dumb, boring, pretentious crap, but his delivery really sells it.

The joke gets old long before the one minute mark.

When I'm in a making the most boring music possible competition, and my competition is Coldplay.

This song is apparently about how exploitative the entertainment industry is. That is the only reason it doesn't get a zero. Even though I REALLY want to give it that.

If this is the breakup song you've made, your ex has immediately won.

"Spin the globe..."
-BoB

Dude raps about high culture in this song and appears smart, then spent the rest of his career saying the dumbest stuff known to man.

Even when I was young and liked this band, I still thought this song sucked.

Has a lot of energy, but is ultimately stupid and bad.

Although, it was nice of them to let a kid who just learned about cursing write the lyrics.

I can't believe this came out alongside of the rest of Teenage Dream. The difference in quality is just astounding.

The bridge was kinda funny with how dumb it is though. Who hasn't seen a penis that made them cry because of its fine "architecture?"

Best: Teenage Dream, Firework, The One That Got Away, ET, Who Am I Living For?

Worst: Peacock

I'm guessing Joji might regret this song now.

Half the songs are only good in the context of the album.

Best: Brand New Dance (old, dumb Slim Shady is the best Slim Shady), Guilty Conscience 2, Head Honcho, Tobey, Somebody Save Me

Worst: Guess Who's Back (even as a "comedy" skit, this is really stupid), any song that takes his fake attitudes toward "wokeness" semi-seriously

I don't care what anyone says. This is better than Firework.

Would be only mediocre if not for the fact that it was produced by a guy who clearly doesn't believe its hamfisted feminist message.

Otherwise the most interesting thing about it would be it's batshit music video. If you ever thought "I wish I could see a woman pump gas into her butt," then boy, do I have good news for you.

Not to sound like a prude, but there are some places where the F-word doesn't fit in.

I'm never not going to not not not stop dancing again.

Best tracks: Hiss, Rattle, Figueroa, Boa, Mamushi, Cobra

Worst tracks: Moody Girl ("real motherfucking.... SAD girl shit")

Sorry Em, but Dua Lipa's version was better.

He can't make the word "weird" sound as harsh as he'd like, but his delivery does try hard.

Edit: Okay, turns out weird IS an effective insult.

Call me crazy, but I'm starting to think Kendrick might not be a fan of Drake.