The grossest sex song I've ever heard

If a band like Cannibal Corpse is music's equivalent of those extreme horror movies, this song is the equivalent to a John Waters film. It takes the bones of what would become WAP and gleefully takes it past sex positivity into full blown shock value.

Cupcakke takes the concept of music and dumps a bucketload of bodily fluids onto it. This song contains references to snot, vomit, and, of course, the defiling of beloved children's characters. The best art ... read more

A song seemingly tailor made to be lyrically off-putting and to repel the mainstream, yet it still became a massive success.

The most boring dance imaginable gets the most boring dance song imaginable.

I can not imagine anybody wanting to dance to this song.

"I can dance like Michael Jackson."
Cool, so make a dance that reflects that.
I can only imagine seeing MJ in concert and the only dance he does is a weird low-effort leg thing.

Has almost no intentional country influence, and still sounds more country than most modern country.

The song really needed Billy Ray Cyrus to tie it all together. And to get it to actual song length.

When the beat is so bad, it's actually improved by Jason Derulo even when he's doing the annoying high-pitched voice.

This song is sooooo stupid. Why does it also have to be the best thing ever?

Though he usually makes some catchy songs, in this case it's not enough to overcome the scummy lyrics.

"Wow, yeah, wow, yeah, wow, yeah, wow, yeah"

She delivers the hook like an amused toddler. If that's the vibe she was going for, then well done.

Corny yet also kinda powerful

Takes a pretty steep dip in quality in the second half, and the robot voice does not work well at all (even in what's otherwise my favorite track, (Cosmic)). But it's still an interesting listen and an admirable experimental turn from a band that's often synonymous with mainstream "not real" metal.

High points: Game Over, Mattel, Nobody, Cosmic Beautiful Morning
Low points: Easier, (O)rdinary

I admit there was a time in college when I couldn't help but burst out laughing every time I heard that chorus.

A love song about the bad guys winning.

Who could have guessed that the mainstream rock band that actually sounds like rock would be the one who won Eurovision and have covered a Black Eyed Peas song?

My brother told me this song reminded him of Creed. Not even as an insult.

Feels like the softer version of Sublime. Panic is really the only one that truly feels like a return to form. But there are some other good tracks. Bradley is impossible to replace, but at least Rome came close for at least one song.

High points: Helena, The Ghost of You, Hang 'Em High, It's Not A Fashion Statement It's A Death Wish, Thank You For the Venom

Low points: none to speak of

The top tier for teenage goth phases.

High points: This Is How I Disappear, Welcome to the Black Parade, House of Wolves, Mama, Famous Last Words

Practically my anthem as a teen

Okay, maybe it's a sharp departure from their previous stuff. Maybe the lyrics aren't deep, unless "na na na na na na" is actually a statement on the human condition that we're all to uncultured to get. But I dare you to listen to this driving chorus and get with the undeniable energy.

"This is the same song as "How You Remind Me. Do something different."

Be careful what you wish for.