Linkin Park - Blackout
54

Chester's screaming vocals really only worked on the band's heavier music. Don't believe me? The last song on the album is even worse.

Linkin Park - New Divide
84

Maybe a little too similar to What I've Done, but still the only good thing to come out of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen's existence.

Linkin Park - A Thousand Suns
70

Has some great songs buried in between less great songs, and endless skits. Seriously, the album opens with TWO skits in a row. That fact that they're together automatically puts them into Low Points.

High Points: Burning in the Skies, Waiting for the End, The Catalyst

Low Points: The Requiem/The Radiance, When They Come For Me, Blackout, Wretches and Kings, The Messenger

Linkin Park - Minutes to Midnight
57

Has some good songs, but not the best overall album to introduce your new sound

Inconsistent album that tries to split the difference between satisfying old fans and introducing their new sounds, and creates a Frankenstein monster that probably won't satisfy anyone. At least it gave us What I've Done.

High points: Given up, Leave Out All the Rest, Bleed it Out, What I've Done, No More Sorrow,

Low points: Valentine's Day, In Between, In Pieces

Eminem - Ass Like That
44

I guess I can't HATE a song which has the line "pee-pee go doing-doing-doing" in the chorus.

Eminem - Untouchable
37

"White boy, white boy"

Wow, you really stuck it to the man there.

Metallica - 72 Seasons
54

I was thinking of listing the best and worst songs here, but every song on this album sounds pretty much the same

Metallica - If Darkness Had a Son
54

"If darkness had a son, here I am"

Oooh, you're so dark and cool. Now, go do your homework.

Green Day - The Simpsons Theme
64

Teleprompter: "Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da"

Green Day - Warning
37

Musically it's boring. Lyrically, it's a parody of itself.

Basically, the Vandals' "Anarchy Burger (Hold the Government)" but without the irony. Finally, a song that understands the counter-culture isn't about fighting systems of oppression, but just about doing stupid shit that will get you killed! The anti-vax national anthem.

Green Day - Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)
84

Good Riddance? That sounds like the perfect song to play at this graduation!

Good song, even if it did pave the way for the band to lose their punk rock edge.

Green Day - Father of All…
24

The best song is the vastly overhated title track. You want to know what the second best song is? A novelty track about wanting to stab you in the heart.

High Points: Father of All...

Low Points: Oh Yeah! Meet Me on the Roof

Green Day - Revolution Radio
54

"Yeah! This is Revolution Radio!"

*spends half of the album playing the sappiest ballads you'll ever hear

Songs like Bang Bang and the title track show that Green Day can still make good punk rock when they try. This is still by far their best album since 21st Century Breakdown.

High Points: Bang Bang, Revolution Radio,

Low Points: Outlaws, Still Breathing, Youngblood, Ordinary World

Green Day - 21st Century Breakdown
84

High Points: East Jesus Nowhere, Horseshoes and Handgrenades, 21 Guns,

Low Points: !Viva La Gloria! The Static Age

Green Day - American Idiot
100

One of the best pop punk albums ever recorded.

Sure it has it's tendencies that would eventually drag the band down, but this is back when they were cool and artistic and not just a crutch.

High points: Boulevard of Broken Dreams. American Idiot, Holliday, Wake Me Up When September Ends, Jesus of Suburbia

Low Points: Extraordinary Girl,

Green Day - Dookie
87

I can think of so many Green Day album that deserve to be called Dookie more than this one.

High points: Welcome to Paradise, Longview, Burnout

Low points: none to speak of

Hobo Johnson - Hobo Johnson Alienates His Fanbase
84

He did indeed alienate his fanbase.

The album equivalent of a shitpost, but with a little bit of actually talking about serious stuff.

Hobo Johnson could make To Pimp A Butterfly, but Kendrick could never make All I See Is Poop.

Black Eyed Peas - The Time (Dirty Bit)
15

The END really was the end of the Black Eyed Peas success. And this was the perfect way to ring in the BEGINNING of their mediocrity.

Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling
100

One of the most iconic party songs ever.

People who hate this song are just upset that they aren't having a good, good night.

Perfect for what it is. There's a reason it still gets played at parties. A song that captures the party vibe without being dumb, vapid, or annoying. It's like being somewhere you actually want to be and not at a loud club with drunk frat boys screaming "woo" in your face.

cupcakKe - Whoregasm
57

"I'm filing taxes for the kids I swallowed, now the court trying to summon me!"

Not as interesting as her other work. But this line: no notes.

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