Who are these Mars Volta sounding MF’ers?

Max Landis really likes this album for reasons I assume are pervy. I just think it’s ok for regular reasons.

Received a free copy with purchase of Car Wash. I didn’t feel good about it either.

Pretty good. On another topic, has anyone seen my wallet?

I once achieved the same results playing 4different CDS simultaneously on 4 different stereos, while singing that one Barenaked Ladies song drunk through a broken saxophone.

I’ve only ever been to “da club” once. And it was only to get directions away from it.

A well adjusted BJM.

Love it just fine.

Featuring zero of the Nanny’s I had growing up.

If only such a ray existed.

Pretty good for songs about Toys that come to life.

Baby’s first MDMA trip.

This is mostly what I was listening to on my iPod that year I unsuccessfully attempted to steal Christmas.

Sometimes I’m pleasantly surprised with what I Shazam at a Margaritaville.

This is the kind of music that convinces weirdos to write and direct “Donnie Darko”.

The way I prefer my punk. Melodic, telling truths, doesn’t get preachy.

I’m giving this record a perfect score despite the lyrical misfire of “once in Germany someone said nein”.

I once witness a friend shave his head while this song was playing in the background. It was as unintentionally funny as it sounds.

If you turn the volume all the way off on “Antman” and put this record on in the background. You won’t understand what’s going on in “Antman” but vibes will be on point.

The Beatles would go on to be highly influential to the Crypt Kicker 5.