90

The biggest crime about this album is that it was only 30 minutes long fuck I wanted more

The Smile - Wall of Eyes
88

Dropping the best album of the year in January is very rude to the rest of the albums coming out this year

edit: following recent album releases I may have to reconsider my bad

Slaughter to Prevail - Kostolom
75

Stank face throughout all 12 tracks

Eddie EWI - Bloopin
100

This is genuinely incredible

TOOL - Fear Inoculum
80

tool is very afraid

TOOL - Opiate²
85

Directors cut

TOOL - Ænima
93

I've got some advice for you, little buddy, before you point the finger you should know that I'm the man
If I'm the fucking man then you're the fucking man as well so you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass

TOOL - Lateralus
100

I mean it's actually perfect.

TOOL - 10,000 Days
98

And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose he said "you are the chosen one the one who will deliver the message a message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not" me, the chosen one, they chose me and I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school

Yeat - 2093
60

this song was already turnt but here's a bell.

It's fine? Definitely an improvement on his previous releases, and I can always appreciate his energy and it's cool to see him get creative and more emotional with it this time around. It feels to me like once you've listened to a few songs you've listened to the whole album. You really gotta dig to find some gold in this 20 FUCKING TRACK ALBUM it absolutely gets tiring to listen through.

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Deftones - Koi No Yokan
100

It's fucking porn?

LCD Soundsystem - This Is Happening
100

The drop in dance yrself clean is completely unmatched by anything and I listen to metal music every day. I love this band so much, such a unique sound that I have never heard recreated before. Truly a one of a kind that never fails to make me so excited and happy whenever I listen through any of their albums. I will never ever get tired of this band. This is where I go when I need to be happy.

The Smashing Pumpkins - Siamese Dream
100

This album is the epitome of the 90s to me. It's pure comfort and nostalgia (I was not born in the 90s). Has that bittersweet feeling of fond childhood memories that you'll never get back. I love it so much.

Radiohead - In Rainbows
100

This album and band are singlehandedly responsible for the sinkhole of absolute miserable music my music taste has now become. This is genuinely a perfect album, there is not a single dull moment, and even several years after being introduced and falling in love with it and the band, I still find myself surprised by the talent and beauty on display. I love you thom yorke I have no idea what you're saying stop mumbling.

Brand New - The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
100

This shit touched my soul in a way I did not want to be touched holy fuck it still hurts. Anyways, would you be my babe?

fromjoy - fromjoy
80

Vaporwave and breakcore and metalcore all in one package.

This shit is fucking great, such a weird fusion of genres that shouldn’t work in theory but in practice… holy shit. This genre of whatever the fuck it is is seriously underrated and I can’t stop listening to it. Recommended if you like screaming and also relaxing!

Loathe - The Cold Sun
92

This album is fucking.

Geese - 3D Country
88

IM A FUCKING COWBOY YEEHAW

I like this album quite a lot, I slept to it one time to drown out my friends abysmally loud snoring and it worked wonders for me. Aside from the obvious sleep benefits the album has a wonderfully fun theme throughout that never feels like it gets boring. The creativity on display is immense and there’s a lot of fun to be had with the album. Have a listen if you enjoy male moaning and yelling.

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