Bryson’s Galaxy - Uninspire
NR

how old is this kid, ten? idk, but it sounds like it. No one else would literally say "uninspah"

ERRA - further eden
68

if i had genre voting i would say this is pop punk secondary
Solid track but nothing to write home about

Bodysnatcher - The Maker
90

ARE YOU SCARED?
YOU SHOULD BE
(hardest breakdown of all time kicks you in the face)

PEUR - Dogma Dance
70

A bit generic, but it does have the vibe. Ending really makes it

A$AP Rocky - Don't Be Dumb
60

Does having mixed feelings about this record make me dumb?

A$AP Rocky is an east coast rapper and songwriter that I had never listened to prior to this album. So the amount of time this took to release has no bearing on me really. I can imagine that it would a huge part of the problem with the record if I did have to wait so long for it. Because no doubt waiting 8 years for this album (or any album) would be difficult. Regardless I knew jack about A$AP Rocky until he released Punk Rocky, which ... read more

Katherine Jayne - The Life Of A Fangirl
0

This mofo sexually *harrased my favorite youtuber and I'm NOT supposed to give it a zero?

Xania Monet - Say My Name With Respect
0

I'm ready to run NoEscape.exe as administrator on this ass

Depart From Me - Evildoer
77

I know the vocalist, he's a cool guy, awesome band too, what's not to love?

d4vd - WITHERED [Reissue]
NR

timing /tī′mĭng/
noun

1. The regulation of occurrence, pace, or coordination to achieve a desired effect, as in music, the theater, or athletics.
2. The synchronization of the sparking of the plugs with the movement of the pistons in an internal-combustion engine.
3. An occurrence or event.

Tom MacDonald - All My Haters
NR

None of the things he says about "all his haters" get close to describing me lmao

d4vd - Romantic Homicide
NR

fk the artist and the art

Nevertel - Break The Silence
85

Sleep Theory involvement = easy green score

AJR - What No One's Thinking
70

I know AJR from hearing their music playing in YouTube videos, and I thought they were a mixed bag of a band. They’ve just added even more variety into that bag, with their EP, “What No One’s Thinking”, and it’s the best thing in the bag by far. They add elements of folk and soft rock into their sound, delivering something far more balanced. The obvious standout here is The Big Goodbye, a track that really delivers the perfect AJR song. I will mention the opener ... read more

bbno$ - hot topic
70

If schlatt was actually on the song, it would be much better

Mary Droppinz - PLB (Pretty Little Baby)
10

bro what in the living tombstone

Alex Warren - You'll Be Alright, Kid
45

I'm such a music snob.

I can see exactly why this new Alex Warren album is relevant, I can see it's appeal, and everything else about it makes sense, but I just can't enjoy it for what it is.

For those out of the know, Alex Warren is the newest singer songwriter to get famous off of TikTok, sign a record deal, and do a full run they don't have the talent for. He lists Shawn Mendez as his inspiration, which, if you've heard even 30 seconds of his music, wouldn't ... read more

Quadeca - MONDAY
90

Using my power of reviewing to say TAKE THIS ALBUM SEIROUSLY. I understand that we're all super excited, & this rollout hasn't been great, but this is an album that I don't think should an AOTY page like that. I want other people to be able to enter this album, without associating it with brainrot. Kind of like how The Amazing Digital Circus is hard to seperate from the terrible brainrot/fan creations? I don't want that.

Also, MONDAY is great. Not a ground breaking ... read more

Ozzy Osbourne - Mama, I'm Coming Home
100

To be honest, metal music has done a lot for me. However, I was never the biggest fan of Ozzy Osbourne, But here i am reviewing his best song to say that the genre and its insanely supportive community would never be the way it is , if it wasn't for him and his band Black Sabbath. Linkin Park, Beartooth, Spiritbox, Jinjer, I Prevail, Killswitch Engage, Turnstile, August Burns Red, Bring Me the Horizon, Nothing More, Architects, Sleep Token, all of it. The music of Ozzy Osbourne has been ... read more

KittenSneeze - Abstraction
0

NO WAY IT WORSE THAN THE METAL VERSION

KIDZ BOP Kids - Anxiety
NR

OK, so they decided to make a good thing out of a bad song? STFU BRO

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