79

If I'm being honest rn, I thought this would be mindblowing lmao, but it still didn't dissapoint.

A lot of the music in here reminds me a lot of Devon Hendryx(that's the only reference I got on the Alternative R&B genre besides Frank Ocean, apologies on advance lol), those moody beats packed with crushed, muffled samples drowned in reverb, although it feels way less "lonely", at least in the lyrics side. Abel basically throws you in a late night party setting ... read more

Rogério Skylab - Crítica da Faculdade do Cu
NR

fun fact: o nome da música "Buceta Bradesco" vem de um post(creio que no twitter) de um mano que tweetou isso e alguém respondeu "parece o nome de uma música q o Skylab faria"

daí o próprio apareceu nos comentários dizendo "porra, agora eu serei obrigado a fazer essa música"

Mac DeMarco - Freaking Out the Neighborhood
90

putting one drumstick up your ass in public = making a BANGER of a first single afterwards

at the end it was all worth it

Nirvana - Malanyang Nirvana Safari
69

I don't know wtf happened after In Utero and Nevermind, but i'm glad they're trying something new

The Strokes - Falling out of Love
25

to whoever introduced middle aged Julian to autotune, I hope you die fr

edit: I actually listened to the whole song and jesus fucking christ almighty how is it possible for a band this talented to make something so goddamn BORING this album's gonna be TRASH DUDEEEE

for those who desperately wanted a new strokes album, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

Greil Goldin - Jane Doe
0

"Hedonist, you just living for fun
Pussy gon' taste good on my tongue"

- Socrates

Los Hermanos - Ventura
86

(reenscrevendo essa review pq a primeira ficou uma meeerrrda)

Ah, Los Hermanos. Sinceramente, eu não sei porque essa banda me intriga tanto. Pode ser porque eu não seja o maior entusiasta da cena de indie rock brasileiro(principalmente as mais famosas), mas também pelo fato de, apesar de ser um projeto de bastante sucesso no país, eu, pessoalmente, ainda considero o LH como uma banda bastante subestimada.

Sei que toda banda ambiciosa sonha em compor aquela ... read more

Taylor Swift - Shake It Off
78

I mean, i'm not even a TS fan(I kinda hate her a lot actually lmao) but 61 user score? y'all are fucking insane like what.........????????????????????????????????????

The Fall of Troy - F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X.
93

imagine being able to listen to this song and saying "yeah, I wrote this" holy fucking aura

J. Eskine - Resenha do Arrocha
100

se fosse post-rock drone ses já tavam UAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Westside Cowboy - So Much Country 'Till We Get There
NR

not a single BRRRRRRRRRRRR or BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM on this one, he fell off HARD man 💔💔

samlrc - Wild Beats To New Year
80

n ouvi mas é a goat ne

King Giddra - 空からの力
NR

king giddra and the lizza wizza

Sunny Day Real Estate - Pillars
100

I saw some ppl say that the vocalist has a very big ego irl and shit, but c'mon, you wouldn't if you wrote this song?

Lupe De Lupe - Recreio
90

de longe o melhor material que o lupe de lupe já lançou, mar morto é a melhor música deles, eu estou certo e todos vcs estão errados

Visitas Póstumas - Tarde
87

vi ao vivo e emprestei um capo pros cara

SPALEXMA - We Are Charlie Kirk
100

this is really an IA christian tribute TRAP song dedicated to CHARLIE FUCKING KIRK and it's genius, I really don't know what to say, go listen to this rn holy shit

Jordaan Mason - Divorce Lawyers I Shaved My Head
90

Jordaan Mason writes 73 metaphors to describe oral sex: the album

Okay, okay, bad jokes aside, this is phenomenal. It's so raw and horny (very horny, there are so many references to sucking dick in it, it's insane).

Jordaan's vocals are so passionate, the lyrics are a bit cryptic, but a lot of them seem to be about a relationship between him and someone with gender dysphoria, which I believe is the central theme of the album, but a lot of it seems to have gone right over my ... read more

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