SammyTheVampire

SammyTheVampire

Madchester, England

Favorite Albums

Best of 2023

Recent Ratings

Recent Reviews

TRAMP STAMPS - WE GOT DRUNK AND MADE AN EP
30
Sorry but some of these are lowkey bangers, except 1-800-whatever the fuck and Puke and Rally. Like the lyrical content is dreadful but... the synths do slap, if I'm being honest.
Taylor Swift - Karma
58
My first Taylor Swift song! I'll listen to her discog one day, I swear. But Ice Spice tempted me.

Tbh, the production on this was pretty luscious. Maybe I'm being overly optimistic bc I had low expectations? Idk

Unfortuantely, Ice Spice is a terrible rapper. She has a very nice, calming voice/accent- which I believe is one of the causes for her blow up. But she can't rap!!! She uses the same flow every time, and it's not cool like MF DOOM bc the flow isn't even good. It sounds like she's ... read more

TV Girl - French Exit
85
You guys have the worst taste, Lover's Rock and The Blonde are the worst tracks on here other than Come When You Call(The only skip)

Anyway stream Pantyhose.

This album is brilliant. I mean, it's got such an adventurous feeling to it. It's got an eclectic and well curated sound to it, very unique. Whilst I prefer when TV Girl do the hip hop sound, this is a great album. Her and Her Friend was my favourite TV Girl song for a long time.

The Caretaker - Everywhere at the End of Time
98
SORT OF VENT

Oh Granny. Just how much better would my life be were you still here? Just how much better would my opinion of myself be.

I was a disgusting child. Ungrateful brat. I hated going to visit my Granny in the nursing home. Why? Well, my parent's thought it was because it upset me to see her like that. They're wrong. I just got bored. I couldn't be bothered.
I hadn't seen her in months when she died. But she used to hallucinate me. Every time. All the time.
The woman who raised me. ... read more

Merzbow - Pulse Demon
10
No need for this. No need for the length. No need for the volume. There was and is no need.

About

They (or she)

UK
Dyspraxic but I still play the bass decently
I'm just giving my opinions. I've been interpreted as pretentious before but I will never judge anyone for a (harmless) differing opinion.

0-15-Utter Dog Shit
16-25-Abysmal
25-35-Bad
35-50-Not my thing
50-60-Mid/Okay
60-75-Good!
75-90-Great!
90-99-Brilliant!
100-IGOR

Rating Distribution

90-99
 
18

80-89
 
16

70-79
 
10

60-69
 
6

50-59
 
2

40-49
 

30-39
 
4

20-29
 
1

10-19
 
1

0-9
 
2

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Recent Lists

Just started a CD collection. It will slowly grow.
Updated 1w ago
this is just my opinion i don't think these are objective(some probably are though) still being updated as time passes
Updated 2w ago 1
Member since March 20, 2023
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