sixbill - Bang Bang
75

Huge step up for Sixbill. Fun hook and production.

2slimey - times changin
80

2slimey ran into my local orphanage while it was burning and saved all the children inside. He also personally beat up the ICE agents in my town. I love you 2slimey, please check your email for the marriage proposal.

Nine Vicious - B4EM
15

"IsraelGPT, generate me an underground rap artists."
"Generating... nine vicious"

sixbill - LIVE LAUGH COUNT
60

Absurd potential behind this guy. I checked out this album after seeing his impressive cypher freestyle, and while the project was sonically sound and very entertaining, it can often get repetitive and same-y at points. The lyricism also leaves a bit to be desired, even for rage-rap, and the overall package doesn't stand out too heavily from the rest of the underground rap scene. That said, I really want him to continue and find a sound that's unique to him

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JDSnevermissin - Missin Impossible
83

One day, JDS is gonna rock the world. This is 20x better than his last project and was a blast all the way through. This dude's bars are up there with Earl Sweatshirt in terms of cleverness and humor. Ty Joshua for blessing my ears, I really fw the artwork.

Joey Valence & Brae - HYPERYOUTH (afterparty)
83

Seeing these guys live in 21 hours. Can't wait :D

2slimey - More Anxiety
92

I had an orgasm to this deluxe 38 times. Perfect project, front-to-back. Dirty Bitch is also 2slimey's third aux-friendly song.

KMFDM - ENEMY
42

I kinda feel bad for not liking this album a whole lot because it's very clearly a passion project. It has an "old man yells at clouds" vibe that I fw. Enemy tries a considerable amount of new directions with varying levels of success. The musicianship is there, but stuff like jarring choruses or the glaringly obvious autotune on Sascha's vocals kinda take me out of the vibe. Annabelle Konietzko's track was my second favorite on the record and I believe she shows strong ... read more

Joji - Piss In The Wind
64

I have a feeling it'll grow on the rest of you.

jaydes - Yen
35

He's getting better. Not by much, but he's getting better.

boolymon - Outstanding
55

Random antisemitism bar ruined it for me bro πŸ˜­πŸ’”

Brennan Jones - PUNKASSWHITEBOY
18

One good song thrown in with five mediocre or garbage throwaways with terrible mixing.

Che - REST IN BASS: ENCORE
80

Che actually locked tf in and made a way better album. Nearly every track was at worst enjoyable and at best fucking killer. The flows, inflections, and production seem to be of way better quality than the base (bass) album and I thoroughly enjoyed it.

EsDeeKid - Rebel
60

The most obnoxious guy you know claims that this is the worst and most generic album ever while the second most obnoxious guy you know treats this album like it’s the second coming of Christ. I personally thought it was okay.

Brennan Jones - Brennan Jones 1
30

Decent ideas ruined with terrible flows, a nasally inflection, and comically bad mixing. Everything in this album checks out with Brennan’s allegedly lazy personality because nearly every song struggles to hit that one minute mark. Most good tracks have no staying power because of their short runtime, and they’re all sandwiched between a lot of throwaway filler tracks. This album should act as a blueprint for what not to do as a rage artist. Also, I think the dog is cute, so this ... read more

Edward Skeletrix - Museum Music
82

I immediately began touching myself violently when I heard Drug Dealer Injects His Fentanyl (Psychosis)

Yuno Miles - ALBUM
80

This shit going triple cardboard

JPEGMAFIA - SCARING THE HOES: DIRECTOR'S CUT
0

Jpegmafia can suck a fat dick. I’m still absolutely gobsmacked at how bad this deluxe was. To even have the audacity to diminish Danny’s influence in the definitive version of a collaborative project is some back-handed and slimy shit. The tracks are also lazy as fuck, with Peggy releasing an old, unreleased song from a different project and only letting Danny’s solo shine for a minute. The twitter meltdown is the real icing on the cake, too. What do you mean a grown-ass man ... read more

Tay-K - Lay Low
35

808s of doom and despair.

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