Danny Brown - Stardust
90

Perfect score is glaze but I enjoyed every track to the fullest, which is something I never fully get from most albums. Already going in my top 20 list.

ian - Valedictorian
15

This mixtape is as raw and unseasoned as the chicken this dude probably eats. Ian just apes better Southern hip-hop artists over some of the most basic garage band beats. I can’t believe the fact that people are glazing this guy or the fact that he has over 5 million listeners (yes, I’m jealous). There’s nothing remarkable about this music and it pales in comparison to so many better artists with similar styles and much better discographies (Ie. Carti, Yeat, Ken Carson, etc.). ... read more

InntRaw - POP OUT
25

How tf Lil Pump sink this low??? πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”

96

The remaster makes this album sound perfect.

Yung Lean - Unknown Death 2002
15

The first two thirds of this project is instrumentals that blue-ball you with the worst vocals you’ve ever heard. The last bit is fucking atrocious. The lyrics are completely nonsensical, too. This dude is legit just hooting and hollering.

King Crimson - Happy with What You Have to Be Happy With
38

A lot of empty. It’s a forgettable but inoffensive listen. This has to go on record as one of the least interesting things I’ve ever listened to. At no point is it ever explicitly bad but there’s just absolutely nothing of note throughout this entire album.

Floral - Floral
85

My math teacher cooked with this recommendation, holy shit.

Legion Within - Mouth of Madness
68

A frankly hidden gem that I’m surprised picked up absolutely zero interest. I kid you not when I say that I got this thrown in for free to my cd purchase of “MONEY” by KMFDM. Nearly every song here is fun, although it is sometimes paired with bad creative decisions (example: the bridge on Demon’s Arm), but this is still a really fun and decently written industrial rock listen.

jaydes - Count Up Dracula
10

Wow, this shit has it all.

-Off tempo instruments
-Shit mixing
-Boring vocals
-Laughable lyrics
-Poorly-aged songs

I have no idea how this guy sat here, made this, and thought it was good enough to ship out. My favorite quality about Jaydes’s songs is that they’re mercifully short. Aside from that, every song is botched by laughable production, off-key vocals, vanilla instrumentals, and disgusting lyrics. I like the absurd and disturbing, not some fucking incel admitting to ... read more

Killing Joke - Night Time
92

I had an internship with Martin Atkins and he and Paul Raven swear on their lives that Kurt Cobain sent Killing Joke a letter saying “thanks for the riff” after coming out with Nevermind (they blatantly plagiarized the riff from “Eighties” in “Come As You Are). They couldn’t find the letter, which was their only piece of evidence, and lost the lawsuit. PPIM was also cool asf.

Killing Joke - Outside the Gate
63

Solid and well-written project that doesn’t belong with Killing Joke.

22

When I’m in a ruining fantastic songs through covers competition and my opponent is Ministry: 🀯

Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
99

Every Kanye Album from Graduation onwards shows the decline of Kanye's mental state through his actions, his attitudes, and his vices. This album covers a wide variety of topics, from self-reflection and clarity to the subjugation of black and poor folk, to greed, pride, boastfulness, and sexuality, this album covers nearly everything. This is truly encapsulates Kanye's struggles before reaching the turning point of becoming an egotistical attention-seeking narcissist, which I think ... read more

Kanye West - Graduation
85

Bar-for-bar phenomenal quality, especially in the first half. Not every track is a super winner (ex. Drunk and Hot Girls), but the pure joy and euphoria that radiates from this project is unlike anything else I've ever seen. This is just a really happy album and Kanye that I wish we could see more of these days. The only thing that bugs me about Kanye's older work is that you can see glimpses of he monster he would become (sexuality turned lust, substance use turned addiction, etc.).

GDP - ENDOCRINE
63

This duo was great and I can't wait to see their next endeavors together. My only gripes with this project are that the inconsistent quality of tracks and that some ideas that could be further expanded upon (ex. Deer Witch). Overall a great listen.

Great Value Jesus - Is Propaganda Art?
35

I honestly don’t know where to start with this or how to organize my thoughts. When an album has potential, it really sucks when it misses the mark. I discovered this cd by perusing through Waiting Room Records in Normal, Illinois. This band is most likely the work of college friends given the indie/amateur sound, the songs’ subjects, and the general packaging of the disc. I picked it up because the cover went incredibly hard.

The album is certainly a vibe. On one hand, it’s ... read more

Big Baller B - genre : bradboy
NR

Fuck you, Brad. You had the worst takes of any music YouTuber.

Death Grips - Steroids (Crouching Tiger Hidden Gabber Megamix)
80

This track (or series of tracks) was nothing short of phenomenal. I won’t spoil anything, so please listen on your own time and experience it yourself.

Koreless - Agor
83

This album absolutely blew me away. I decided to give it a listen after hearing that it’s an electronic album without percussion. I don’t mean to be that guy, but there is percussion in the form of synths that make a thud, pluck, or zap sound when played. These usually follow, compliment, or are the melodies. The music itself has very captivating note placement and phenomenal chopped vocals, which are almost certainly synthesized. It takes on this very grand and adventurous feel ... read more

Billie Joe Armstrong - No Fun Mondays
58

A number of cover songs that honestly sound worse than the originals. A wedding DJ would probably play this is he didn’t have the rights to the originals for some reason. It’s an inoffensive and pleasant listen, and I can tell that Billie Armstrong and Green Day enjoyed making this project, but it honestly sounds like background music in the truest sense of the word. Meh/10.

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