Revolting Cocks - Big Sexy Land
50

This album was touched inappropriately by Richard 23.

Pig - Candy
75

Spectrum Culture has no swag.

Danny Brown - Atrocity Exhibition
95

I don't think I have ever listened to an album that better describes my past struggles with drug addiction than Atrocity Exhibition by Danny Brown.

KMFDM - ADIOS
80

Perfect and highly underrated sendoff to KMFDM's 90s lineup. It's very synth-heavy and pulse-pounding and I enjoyed every single track, with Full Worm Garden and That's All being my favorites.

KMFDM - PARADISE
25

Minus five billion points for Paradise. I've never listened to such a preachy and empty song. It's the same problem with modern Ministry, if you want to shoot for political and societal issues, try to be a little introspective and original. The sampling is awful and K.M.F. is the band's worst track. I write this out of love and respect for all of the bands' work. Sascha K and his revolving-door entourage have put out some fantastic work, but this is NOT it.

50

Good ideas and really poor execution.

Midge Ure - The Gift
55

I wished I liked it more but it reeks of generic synthpop. The cover of David Bowe's "The Man Who Sold the World" will always be better than the original, though.

Ministry - ΚΕΦΑΛΗΞΘ [Psalm 69: The Way to Succeed and the Way to Suck Eggs]
85

Really well-rounded and psychotic listen. This was the heigh of Ministry's creative zenith and it really shows from start to finish.

Ministry - The Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Taste
70

Absolutely phenomenal record with excellent ideas and near-perfect execution, except when it doesn't. The album is very front-loaded and the last three tracks don't hit the spot for me. "Test" is a travesty, which is a shame because Bill Rieflin's production is amazing, but the momentum is killed by the awful rapper. His bars are so ass that it made me laugh my ass off when I heard it.

Ministry - Filth Pig
90

Ministry's best record. It has considerably more weak points than the rest of Ministry's classic albums (think: "Crumbs"), but its brightest points are absolute gems.

Favorite: Filth Pig, Lava, Gameshow, The Fall, Lay Lady Lay

Least favorite: Crumbs

Ministry - The Land of Rape and Honey
75

This album inspired me to begin my music creation journey so it will always be one of my favorites.

Lifeseeker - self titled debut album
20

Charming but incredibly shitty experimental hip-hop album album. Same with the rest of the discography I've listened to.

Favorites: On Earth, Gone Guru, Devil's Down & Out, Killer Moves

Least Favorite: Everything else, oh my fucking GOD

The Left Rights - Bad Choices Made Easy
19

Child rapist yells the hard R. It gets points because I liked it as an edgy teenager and it gives me nostalgia, but good God is it a hard listen.

Front Line Assembly - Millennium
65

10 points docked for Victim of a Criminal.

Onision - I Am Trash
0

This album is whatever the opposite of an artistic achievement is. It’s what scene music sounds like to people who hate scene music, and a case study in what not to make as an artist.

Nah, but seriously, this has no redeeming values, period. The instrumentals are all in 4:4, many share the same melody, and those melodies are garbage. Most tracks are unmixed and made with FL Studio default tools. The lyrics are especially atrocious, especially in the context of who Onision is and what he ... read more

Foetus - Nail
70

I personally fuck with this album heavy, but I understand why others might not like it so much. Throne of Agony and Anything are masterpieces, though.

Front Line Assembly - Hard Wired
51

It has some good moments but the production sounds unsatisfying and Leeb's vocals are not for me.

Pig - Feast of Agony
80

Short release without a single miss.

Pig - The Merciless Light
95

I'm very proud and lucky to be growing up in a time where Raymond Watts got his life together and is churning out his best art ever. It includes many great contributions from En Esch, Steve White, and others. The sound is nice and crisp and contains a satisfying blend of gothic, orchestral soundscapes with fat industrial beats. This is easily one of my favorite albums off all time.

Favorite Track: "Obliteration Liberation"
Least favorite: "The Judas Chair"

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